Quote from: DigitalLemonClock;832772you are a horrible person

no u

Quote from: Leorio;832773what's the meaning of life... hey you had it coming

Plastics.
For an abundance of plastics, you need manufacturers. Hence, life.

Speaking of ++ awards, whatever happened to Shasta++
Actually, why was there a Shasta++?

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, I think I'm better than you.
Do you accept?

Also, do you think I'm brainwashed into my beliefs? I don't think I am.

Quote from: Marlin Clock;832779Speaking of ++ awards, whatever happened to Shasta++
Actually, why was there a Shasta++?

There were a lot of completely meaningless awards, like Shasta++, on 2.0. Shasta++ just wasn't renewed when the award system was reinstated some 3-ish years later: that's the current system, which is much more pragmatic than the abundance of useless awards 2.0 had.

Quote from: Marlin Clock;832779Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, I think I'm better than you.
Do you accept?

Caught in a landsliiiiide, no escape from reality. My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been.

Quote from: Marlin Clock;832779Also, do you think I'm brainwashed into my beliefs? I don't think I am.

I don't have the same life experiences or personality as you. I have no way of knowing if you were indoctrinated with your beliefs, and/or if they were re-enforced through experience, or if you came upon them through self-discovery, if your attachment to them is from integrity or superficiality, if you've considered them objectively, or how much of your beliefs come from focused outside forces. I try not to judge. Everybody has their reasons for thinking the way they do.
As a rule of thumb, I'm mostly ashamed of my fellow humans for turning the ability to reflect and change one's mind into an undesirable characteristic.

Quote from: SlurpeeClock;832792Caught in a landsliiiiide, no escape from reality.

Can you open your eyes, look up to the skies and see?

QuoteMy name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been.

I'm pleased.

Johnny, you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard?
'Cause hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards.

Is it true your grandfather could receive Edwin Hubble's mental waves from his top left canine?

Granny, does your dog bite?

Quote from: SilverCherryClock;832798Granny, does your dog bite?

Ahhhh, I was gonna do that next :l

Seriously, I never knew there was such thing as a good fiddle song before that.
It's got me singing it in the parking lot at work.

What color underwear am I wearing?

If a (slow) turtle and (fast) Achilles are racing with no pauses or breaks while going at a constant speed, and the turtle's start is delayed, over a certain period, the turtle should pass Achilles and continue getting ahead. How is that possible?

Who started the fire?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Who plays it cool by making the world a little colder?

Could this be heaven or could this be hell?

am i cute

What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?

Who would win in a fight, Doctor Doom or Batman? Both of them have superior intellect and both of them never lose, they just escape and come back with a better plan. I dare you to answer that.

Who's right Flounderman or me

Quote from: Marlin Clock;832796Can you open your eyes, look up to the skies and see?

Sure thing mate.

Quote from: Dilbert;832797Is it true your grandfather could receive Edwin Hubble's mental waves from his top left canine?

No. My grandfather is dead, and even when he was alive he didn't have that tooth.

Quote from: SilverCherryClock;832798Granny, does your dog bite?

No, child, no.

Quote from: FluxCapacitorClock;832816What color underwear am I wearing?

Multiple colors. Mostly, though, they're orange. Weirdy.

Quote from: SockPuppetClock;832822If a (slow) turtle and (fast) Achilles are racing with no pauses or breaks while going at a constant speed, and the turtle's start is delayed, over a certain period, the turtle should pass Achilles and continue getting ahead. How is that possible?

You're giving me the graph from one of Zeno's stupid paradoxes, and then you're offering a complete different hypothetical situation.
In your scenario, two racers at a constant pace, one slow and one fast, with the slow one starting later, there's no way for the slower one to catch the faster one.
What you're basically asking me is "A != B, but A = B, how is this possible?"
It's not.

Quote from: Marlin Clock;832825Who started the fire?

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Who plays it cool by making the world a little colder?

Could this be heaven or could this be hell?

We didn't, Spongebob Squarepants, a fool, so she lit up a candle, and she showed me the way, there were voices down that corrider... thought I heard them say, "Welcome to the Hotel California."

Quote from: ???;832827am i cute

You're positively radiant.

Quote from: ????;832834What did you kill, Bungalow Bill?

A tiger, with an elephant gun.

Quote from: ManflounderAtresbycwckolr;832853Who would win in a fight, Doctor Doom or Batman? Both of them have superior intellect and both of them never lose, they just escape and come back with a better plan. I dare you to answer that.

Batman would win, because his will is stronger than reality, but it would just be a Doombot. It's a psychological victory for Batman, though, as Doom resorts to merely returning each of them to their respective realities.

Quote from: CC's Biggest Topic;832856Who's right Flounderman or me

You're both right, but you're not seeing the big picture.

Hey Slurpee, are we friends?

Who r u?

what happend to those awesome and famous signatures you used to have

Where's the beef?

Am I supermod to be?