Generic thread about religion.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · June 11, 2007, 05:37:31 PM

Quote from: ankhMY GOD IS BETTER THAN YOUR GOD

Hey! That's my joke bitch!

KronosClock · June 13, 2007, 05:19:57 PM

i think god and satan are best buddies

god's probably like: you have a nasty job but someone's gotta do it respekt

and satan is like: yeah my job is pretty cool but you rule over the heavens respekt

i'm pretty sure at college reunions they're a fun bunch. and then Thor walks in with his big fucking sledgehammer and laughs at their shenanigans.

Zeus and crew walk in with their gats and start shooting lightning all over the place and Ra's like wtf and blinds them.

Munglai · June 13, 2007, 05:28:06 PM

This thread stopped being great when Flounderman and Riotgear got involved back on page 1.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · June 13, 2007, 06:03:35 PM

Quote from: Mr. Benn;861306This thread stopped being great when Flounderman and Riotgear got involved back on page 1.

Happy to be of use.

THE HELVETICA SCENARIO · June 13, 2007, 07:31:24 PM

Quote from: Mr. Benn;861306This thread stopped being great when Flounderman and Riotgear got involved back on page 1.

I agree. But then again I agree with most things you say.

Maltese · June 13, 2007, 08:29:50 PM

Quote from: !!GAYDAD BUTTFAG!!;857615Hey! That's my joke bitch!

MY JOKE IS BETTER THAN YOUR JOKE

Kombucha · June 13, 2007, 08:47:32 PM

FUCK YOU HERETICS.[FLASH]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5775/agct0.swf height=1 width=1[/FLASH]

AlbinoClock · June 13, 2007, 08:56:39 PM

My real cock is bigger than your mythological cock.

Thor · June 13, 2007, 09:09:05 PM

Quote from: HueyFreeclock;861295i think god and satan are best buddies

god's probably like: you have a nasty job but someone's gotta do it respekt

and satan is like: yeah my job is pretty cool but you rule over the heavens respekt

i'm pretty sure at college reunions they're a fun bunch. and then Thor walks in with his big fucking sledgehammer and laughs at their shenanigans.

Zeus and crew walk in with their gats and start shooting lightning all over the place and Ra's like wtf and blinds them.

That's exactly what it's like.

THE HELVETICA SCENARIO · June 14, 2007, 07:50:06 AM

Quote from: To Mega Therion;861593My real cock is bigger than your mythological cock.

Hi Albino.
PM me when you are on skype or something we got to get back in touch.

AlbinoClock · June 14, 2007, 08:13:04 AM

Quote from: Blackmagic;862141Hi Albino.
PM me when you are on skype or something we got to get back in touch.

Ahem. I PMed you and paged you twice. Get in IRC you fuck. <3

HeartlessNyxbar · June 19, 2007, 02:07:36 PM

Quote from: AvocadoClock;836992Fossils are a test of faith

It's true! I saw a fossil of God at the Museum of Kinda-Natural History in Alabama o_o It looked like him and Cthulhu (who was fossilized right beside him) were doing some sorta interpretive dance......Where the shizen fuck did that Christian music spring from!?!? If you can still hear me, I'm gonna post this anyways, so Nii to you, god!!!

HeartlessNyxbar · June 19, 2007, 02:09:45 PM

It hasn't stopped!1!!!!!1!!!0! God's trying to brainwash me! Save me, Atheio! -runs aways flailing and speaking in tongues-

Loki Clock · June 19, 2007, 05:08:12 PM

Quote from: HeartlessNyxbar;869802It hasn't stopped!1!!!!!1!!!0! God's trying to brainwash me! Save me, Atheio! -runs aways flailing and speaking in tongues-

*smack* Settle down, you uppity Jew.

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