I just discovered the cold truth that my Grandpa has Cancer, and has a slim chance of survival...  I don't think I can take such an emotional beating at the moment, so if you could make me laugh that'd be much appreciated.

oh boy here we go again

Quote from: Corpsegrinderclock;886380My grandpa survived cancer



if that doesn't make you feel better tough titties it sure does it for me!

In that case, your dad is gay, mine is dead.

Feel better?

both of my grandpas got cancer and died hope this helps

Quote from: Mr Carpainter;886387In that case, your dad is gay, mine is dead.

Feel better?

I sure do.

Quote from: Corpsegrinderclock;886394lol my dad is gay

is he hot?

This thread is delightfully cheery

He's probably more of a nerd then all of you.

Okay, I know the best way to cheer anyone up.

Quote from: Insane Cultist #3;886418Okay, I know the best way to cheer anyone up.

500$

Quote from: Corpsegrinderclock;886406Nah. He's at the point in his life where he could pull off suave if he didn't have such godawful taste in clothes.

Seriously, he's the turquoise tank-top and argyle socks with sandals type.

Seriously though man how could you not know he was gay?

Corpse, Does he have lumpy shoulders?

Quote from: Insane Cultist #3;886418Okay, I know the best way to cheer anyone up.

That's that thing you told me about that i forgot how to say. What's it called... >.<

cock

Rape.

if it makes you feel any better i need to go to the doctor for something, i get these sharp pains starting in the middle of my chest then they spider web through my chest and down my arms and shit, causing me to not be able to move momentarily

I have cancer but you don't hear my crying about it.

yeah but cancer is not lethal to Dwarves