Legal Pronoun Change Announcement

[PhantomCatClock]

A few months ago, Slurpee was incorrect about something. Normally that's just a little notable, but he was wrong about three things that day so it was historically significant. Reviewing the data, however, was he wrong a fourth time that terrible night? Much like watching a magic trick on YouTube, after hitting replay a few times, it becomes clear that some finer details were missed the first time. Let's review something:

Speaking of, where do I go to get my pronouns legally changed[…]

[…]nowhere it's not a legal matter.[…]

That's a pretty open and close case.



But wait, what's this?via Courts.CA.gov's Self-Help section:

With a court order you can change your legal gender on government-issued identification documents such as your driver's license, passport, and social security card. You will generally need a certified copy of the decree changing your gender.

After much research, paperwork, $200 in legal fees on top of having to get a small weekly ad in the local newspaper for six weeks, and finally a court hearing (in which I lied and said this was to help my personal business because that judge looked like he'd had a long day), I HAVE OFFICIALLY CHANGED MY PRONOUNS TO FEMALE. Therefore, for the rest of forever, I'd like to request to be referred to as she/her/hers or whatever. I don't know the actual x/y/z convention but the female pronouns, yes.

I am not putting my boobs on, nor will you find me anywhere on the LGBT BLT With Cheese. I just wanted to prove Slurpee wrong. Also I'm kind of a pervert and I can get off on people thinking I'm a woman, but that's just because I'm a weirdo.



A weirdo as opposed to the Trans* community, not like they're some different kind of weirdo. They need all the support they can get. But from you guys, thoughâ€"I'm pretty tired and I think I'm going to bed. Good night.

[RobClock]

asl?? wanna get coffee sometime????

[Slurpee]

that's your gender not your pronouns, idort.

[d u m p y]

Actually phantomcat it's considered bigoted to assert that he/him = "male" pronouns & she/her = "female" pronouns so you're fucking wrong and also a naxi

[BilliardBall10]

phantomcat, i dont believe you.

show us your tits identification papers, and evidence of your legal pronoun change.

[RenegadeClock]

So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?

[PhantomCatClock]

that's your gender not your pronouns, idort.

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idortess, btw

[Slurpee]

idortess, sorry

[BilliardBall10]

the point is, am i an idort? and can i become a sentient toaster?

[VCRClock]

So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?

the entire clock crew was intentionally planned from the ground up as a family restroom

[PhantomCatClock]

So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?

the entire clock crew was intentionally planned from the ground up as a family restroom

It's kind of a relief to know this because I've just been peeing in buckets or drinks people have left around every time I come here

[BilliardBall10]

So, now we have to install a women's restroom on the forum?

the entire clock crew was intentionally planned from the ground up as a family restroom

It's kind of a relief to know this because I've just been peeing in buckets or drinks people have left around every time I come here

thats why i bring my own coffee in here.