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Most disgustingly revolting speciman of allegedly human being ever.

Farted by ToadClock, March 17, 2008, 07:35:00 AM

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Quote from: LeekClock;1255432the dictionary.com word of the day today is indolent
The Urban Dictionary words of the day are St. Patricks Day and it is what it is.

Pinstripe

Quote from: PIRATECLOCK;1255515100 bucks that she´ll marry some rich guy and will never have worked a day in her life.

200 bucks says that after she's done with the rich guy, she'll divorce him and get half of everything he owns, and then REmarry a rich guy so close to death that the only reason his penis would be hard is because of rigor mortis.
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RomanClock

lemayo lol :soups:

Topcatyo

Quote from: Pinstripe;1255862200 bucks says that after she's done with the rich guy, she'll divorce him and get half of everything he owns, and then REmarry a rich guy so close to death that the only reason his penis would be hard is because of rigor mortis.
300 bucks says that when she's having sex she only does the missionary position because she wouldn't be required to do anything then.

ToadClock

I know the type (or, more accurately, less exaggerated versions of the type) and she'll stick around at her parents' for another decade (somewhere in there she'll go have a college fling so that she can experience the glamorous party life portrayed in movies, but return home quickly after realizing she actually has to study and be responsible for herself) until her parents are too old to work and can't support her anymore.
Then she'll marry some overweight guy in his late forties and they'll shout at each other all day for half a decade, she'll leave him, become a prostitute, and basically screw around with drugs for another half decade until she commits suicide.

TequilaClock

Can someone be that stupid? I have seen it in movies but.... they were movies for God's sake.

Topcatyo

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1256033Am I the only one who thought her mother had way too much fucking makeup on? She looked like Rosie O'Donnel crossed with Rob Zombie.
No, she scared me, too.

Slurpee



d u m p y

kill her.
KILL HER!!
KILL HER!!!!
KIIIIIIIIIIIILLL HEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!![/i][/u]

TequilaClock

Quote from: SlurpeeClock!;1256075you guys are really focused on raping her
It is a medical treatment.


buttplug

Quote from: Balsac the Jaws of Death;1256044Such people should not be allowed to live. She needs to be violently sexually assaulted while her parents are forced to watch.
Bring the rope and let's take a little trip...
Quote from: SlurpeeClock!;1256075you guys are really focused on raping her
Wanna help?

buttplug


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MasterClock

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1255453She'd have to die of an STD other than AIDS for maximum effect. Syphilis sounds nice.

She probably has the cures for every disease known to man, she's just that spoiled.

Quote from: Bill S. Preston Esq.;1255548I guarantee you all she gets raped at some point in her life and it traumatizes her.
Not that that's a good thing, but it should at least make some of you happy.

me

RevolutionaryClock

Shes going to be speeding down the highway in her new car at night and won't notice the truck approaching because shes too distracted by the new CD she got from that morning's Christmas. Gonna be dead before paramedics even get her off the street.

Maltese

i would get her addicted on meth, then just feed her addiction.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

And then rape her orally after she's lost all her teeth from meth mouth.

Loki Clock

The kind of girl you get the urge to scar. Also, I'd hate to fuck her. Not only would she be picky about everything, but also, apparently, girls with a high opinion of their appearance tend to just lie still and let you do all the work, because they think being pretty negates having to excel at anything else.