cracked is the new maddox

[Slurpee]

humorous, easy-to-digest opinion articles that take up a firm subjective stance about something -mundane as fuck- that makes for entertaining light reading, but with an insubstantial veneer of rebellion that draws in smacktards. smacktards who end up parroting shit they read there as if they've never invested interest into anything that's not an article from a comedy website full of prefabricated opinions to adopt, sprinkled with pictures or partitioned into numbered lists in order to break up the text.

I don't blame cracked for this
the writing staff is damn good at their jobs and they pound out some really enjoyable stuff
but I do not love jejune dipshits that take comedic musings as gospel and pretend to have anything other than a rudimentary understanding of a subject that they otherwise would have no interest in
and cracked is a breeding ground for 14 year olds desperate to develop an unwarranted sense of superiority.
the internet sucks

I just thought I'd bring this up

[whatever]

i wrote an article or two for cracked before. though i'm pretty sure they got deleted when i got banned for criticizing their newest article writing prodigy who was having a bad writing day when he wrote the literal worst article i had ever seen

[Marlin Clock]

jejune

There's an adjective made from the word Jejunum? Why?

Or does it just happen to be similar or somethin'?
jejune

Main Entry: je·june
Pronunciation: \ji-ˈjün\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Latin jejunus empty of food, hungry, meager
Date: 1646

1 : lacking nutritive value
2 : devoid of significance or interest : dull
3 : juvenile, puerile

Oh. Weird, never heard of it.
I guess it makes sense because that's a part of the small intestine and there isn't anything that's technically food since it's all been broken down by the duodenum?

[WobbuffetClock]

That's why I quit reading the Topics section of the site.

[TequilaClock]

I've never checked Cracked tbqh

[Pineberry]

i wrote an article or two for cracked before. though i'm pretty sure they got deleted when i got banned for criticizing their newest article writing prodigy who was having a bad writing day when he wrote the literal worst article i had ever seen

I signed up as a writer a week or so ago. If your article gets published, is the pay any good?

[Topcatyo]

You get 50 bucks.  100 if the article gets a lot of pageviews.

[DigitalLemonClock]

itts like that maddox guy~?~! i better read this he is so lulz

[BilliardBall10]

that's a good site. It had some fun articles, mate
Yoooo, let's see more stuff like dat...?
 
also, how r ye, slurps?
ye hardly are on ng anymore(based on your films)

[Silly Putty Clock]

Fucking BB10.

[Slurpee]

every time he posts I just forget what I'm doing and marvel at him

[Pineberry]

Is there seriously a ban type on this forum that condemns people to this place..?
Seriously? That's pretty sweet actually.