Share your favourite "offensive" jokes

WarCorrespondentClock · June 13, 2008, 02:19:48 AM

What do you call a black guy with headphones on?
Whatever you want, he can't hear you

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit

What is the biggest Jew dilemma?
Free pork

Whats more fun than nailing 10 babies to one tree?
Nailing 1 baby to 10 trees

Are you ready for the most disgusting joke i ever heard?
For the answer, highlight the sentence under the joke

What colour is a baby when you put it in a microwave?
I don't know, I was too busy masturbating

Biblo · June 13, 2008, 05:54:20 AM

What's orange and mows my lawn?
My nigger and I'll paint him any colour I like!

What did Stevie Wonder say when he got a cheesegrater for his birthday?
It was the most violent book he'd ever read.

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's latest album cover?
A: No?
Q: Neither has he

AlbinoClock · June 13, 2008, 09:28:26 AM

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leopard.

Who would Christopher Reeves rather have been?

Christopher Walken.

TabascoClock · June 13, 2008, 10:09:35 AM

Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1334885What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leopard.

Hahaha.

Al Sharpton ☻ · June 13, 2008, 01:05:41 PM

How about a classy New York Times joke:

How fucking classy, huh?

Hamsa Clock · June 13, 2008, 03:53:39 PM

Q. What do you call it when a Welshman shags a sheep?

A. Incest.

GearBoxClock · June 13, 2008, 04:37:44 PM

What do you call a room full of black people?
A room full of people with different tastes. What are you, Racist?

FileCabinetClock · June 13, 2008, 04:40:08 PM

what do you call it when a bunch of morons tell shitty jokes

gay

GearBoxClock · June 13, 2008, 04:41:43 PM

Quote from: FILECABINETCLOCK~;1335158what do you call it when a bunch of morons tell shitty jokes

gay

What do you call a complete Fucktard?

FILECABINETCLOCK

Palm Clock · June 13, 2008, 04:49:42 PM

Quote from: GearBox;1335159What do you call a complete Fucktard?

FILECABINETCLOCK

oh shit son!

Palm Clock · June 13, 2008, 04:53:12 PM

whats the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus?
it only takes one nail to hang a picture of jesus.

"if a bi is a bicycle, then what is a mus?
a musical
if a quiz is a quizicle, then what is a test?
a testicle
if a mexican is a mexical, then what is an african?
a nigger!"

RobClock · June 13, 2008, 04:59:35 PM

how long does it take for a black woman to shit?

9 months

Steve · June 13, 2008, 05:00:17 PM

Quote from: Iceblockclock;1335173how long does it take for a black woman to shit?

9 months

posted on the frontpage already you lost.

Bigglesnoots · June 13, 2008, 05:14:37 PM

Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1334675What do you call a black guy with headphones on?
Whatever you want, he can't hear you

Quote from: WarCorrespondent;1334675What is the biggest Jew dilemma?
Free pork

Quote from: Biblo;1334763What's orange and mows my lawn?
My nigger and I'll paint him any colour I like!

hahahahahaaaaa

Why doesn't the black race have Down Syndrome?
God only punishes once.

What's one nigger on the moon?
One less on Earth.
What are two nigger s on the moon?
Two less on Earth.
What are all the nigger s on the moon?
The solution.

What's a nigger in a garbage bin?
Fucking selfish, you can fit two in there.

What's a nigger in a container?
A landlord.

Why do nigger s have white teeth?
So you can hit them at night too.

There are two kinds of people that I truly hate;
racists, and nigger s.

What do you say when a bus with 78 nigger s crashes into a ravine?
A fucking shame, there were two places left!

What do you do if there's a nigger on fire?
Throw in another one!

What's a nigger in the sewers?
A lifeguard.

What is the following;
garbage bin, nigger, container, nigger, nigger, garbage bin..
Family picture!

How do you tell if the corpse on the street is from a nigger or from a dog?
If it's a dog, you'll see skidmarks!

Why do you never run over a nigger on a bycicle?
It could be your bycicle!

Why is it rude to laugh when you see a nigger run behind a garbage truck?
How would you feel if your house drove away!

OcarinaClock · June 13, 2008, 07:15:48 PM

Quote from: GearBox;1335159What do you call a complete Fucktard?

FILECABINETCLOCK

SEE ME IN THE CLUB, ITS GOING DOWN!

miracle fruit · June 13, 2008, 10:27:20 PM

Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1334885Who would Christopher Reeves rather have been?

Christopher Walken.

hahahahahaha

miracle fruit · June 13, 2008, 10:28:41 PM

Quote from: NintendoClock;1334149What do you call a bunch of black people jumping into a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran

lmfao HOLY SHIT

NintendrCkolc · June 14, 2008, 12:27:24 AM

Quote from: balutbalutbalutbalutbalut;1334885What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leopard.

Who would Christopher Reeves rather have been?

Christopher Walken.

Goldmine.

NintendrCkolc · June 16, 2008, 05:27:38 PM

why do mexicans drive low riders?

so they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.

What do you call an ethiopian with a pickle on his head?
A quarter pounder.

Whats the best part of an ehtiopian blow job?
you know their gonna swallow

patriotclock · June 16, 2008, 09:00:54 PM

did you hear about the nigger in my family tree?

yea hes still hanging there

what do you call a white guy between 2 black guys?

Victim

what do you call 2 white guys surrounding a black guy?

cops

what do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys?

coach

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