Share your favourite "offensive" jokes

[MonsterMunch]

Whats 14 inches long, pink and makes women scream in the morning?
Cot Death

Whats the difference between black people and my bike?
My bike doesn't sing when you put chains on it

What did the retard have for dinner?
His shoulder

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but they can't eat it

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?
Because he's white.




How about you fuckers?

[Beast]

What do you call a black man that flies a plane?
A pilot, you racist.

[CranberryClock]

Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

what is hitlers least favourite planet?
jewpiter

[LuxenbergClock]

Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of 4.

ahahaha

[HeinekenClock]

It's red, crying in a corner and getting smaller.
A retard with a cheesegrater.

[Topcatyo]

How do you know when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny.

[TorchClock]

What do you do when you see a black man bleeding on your porch?

You stop laughing and reload.

[NintendrCkolc]

What do you call a bunch of black people jumping into a pile of leaves?
Raisin Bran

Whats the difference between a black person and a table?
A table can support a family

What did the mexican say when a house fell on him?
Get off me holmes (this ones kinda lame)

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months

Whats the most confusing day in the ghetto?
Fathers day.

[PirateClock]

What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockeygame?
before the first period

How can you tell if your roommate's gay?
His dick tastes like shit.

How do you starve a black man?
hide his foodstamps under his workingboots

what's the best thing about the million man march?
only 3 people missed work

knock knock
who's there?
9-11
9-11 who?
you said you'd never forget!

What's Al Qaida's favorite football team?
The New York Jets

How many New Yorkers does it take to fix the airco?
Nobody knows since they keep jumping out the window when it gets too hot!

How do you stop a gang rape?
Throw in a basketball.

How do you start a Jewish parade?
Roll a penny down the street.

What is the New York City Fire Department's favorite song?
"It's Raining Men"

[Steve]

what do you call some black people in a stream
blackcurrant

[TapedeckClock]

whats the difference between jews and pizzas?
pizzas dont scream in the oven.

[EtchASketchClock]

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did Hitler cry when he got to heaven?
God gave him his gas bill.

What's that shriveled up old thing on Grandma?
Grandpa.

Young Susan asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
DAD: "Only if you suck my cock, Susan. You know the rules..."
Susan sighs and drops to her knees. Dad whips his unit out and she plants her lips around it. Instantly she recoils in disgust.
SUSAN: "Eurrghh! It tastes like shit!"
DAD: " Yeah, your brother wanted to borrow twenty bucks..."

[FileCabinetClock]

what did the black guy say to the white guy

nothing, black guys can't talk

[TabascoClock]

What do you call a mob of mexicans?
Bean dip.

[Il Duce]

How do you fit a vegetable in a blender?
Take away his wheelchair.

[TheCheshireClock]

Alright! Time to bust out the Helen Keller jokes!


Why Can't Helen Keller Drive?

She's a woman

How do you confuse Helen Keller?

Replace her book of braille with a book of sandpaper.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You'd run away too, if your name was URRRRRRGUHAHHHH.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They rearranged the furniture
What did they do when she was really bad?

Left the plunger in the toilet.

How could you ruin Helen Keller's life?

Cut her hands off.

How do you scare Helen Keller?

Put doorknobs on all of the walls.

[beebles]

I hate hearing all these "black" jokes, its disgusting.
I have black people in my family tree.

They've been hanging there all week.



..
what do nine out of ten people enjoy? gang rape.

[Beast]

What do you say if you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

"Drop it, nigger!"

[OcarinaClock]

What do you call 20 million dead black people at the bottom of the sea?

A good start.