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Making out with a sort of ugly chick when you are drunk/high on halloween

Farted by CD Clock, November 01, 2008, 09:34:54 AM

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PirateClock

#60
November 02, 2008, 12:15:29 PM
Quote from: Slurpee;1439847it's the only gender-neutral term I know for woman on top =(

Cowgirl and Cowboy.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Slurpee

#61
November 02, 2008, 12:18:58 PM
Quote from: PirateClock;1439849Cowgirl and Cowboy.
Cowperson.

DWARFINATORclock

#62
November 02, 2008, 01:52:32 PM
I want some waffles.

Insomnia

#63
November 02, 2008, 07:37:49 PM
I dropped two blue ladies and four red dolphins on Halloween at Hard. Some time after Daft Punk showed up unannounced and took of their masks off half way through the set, I kissed some guy I probably have shouldn't.

"brb going to moon"

CD Clock

#64
November 02, 2008, 08:52:47 PM
wait wait slurpee is gay?

patriotclock

#65
November 02, 2008, 08:56:10 PM
Quote from: CD Clock;1440105wait wait slurpee is gay?

duh

Insomnia

#67
November 02, 2008, 09:50:46 PM
B T Dubbs. I stuck it in Slurpee's pooper. It was hawt.

"brb going to moon"

Schmellements Clawk

#68
November 03, 2008, 01:41:44 AM
Quote from: SilverClock;1439734I should have never pooped you out, CD.
did you want his cock in your ass forever or something?

BehemothClock

#69
November 03, 2008, 02:33:05 AM
This one time I was sitting around people who were drinking and I got so high off of the beer fumes that I woke up a week later working at a McDonalds in the next state. True story
Scombridae?
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