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Making out with a sort of ugly chick when you are drunk/high on halloween

Farted by CD Clock, November 01, 2008, 09:34:54 AM

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The rule of doing shit with ugly girls is that you never tell anyone.

AstronautClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1439146The rule of doing shit with ugly girls is that you never tell anyone.

k I wont tell anything about that day when your mum sucked me off..

:O

salt

DWARF JUST GOT HIS FACT RUBBED IN THE DIRT FUCKING BURN HOLY SHIT
hej.

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CD Clock

Quote from: PatriotClock;1439142you are cool guy cd i realized this by reading this thread

thank you patriot clock if you ever need lessons on coolness come to canada and we'll discuss it over poutine and beer

Slurpee

hey guys

got drunk and wrestled a t-rex last night boy was my face red

after I killed it the cops showed up so I backflipped over them and rode away on my space motorcycle.

DrClock

Convince yourself it never happened. You were drunk and it wasn't an ugly girl, it was a pillow

Sombra

Quote from: Slurpee;1439232hey guys

got drunk and wrestled a t-rex last night boy was my face red

after I killed it the cops showed up so I backflipped over them and rode away on my space motorcycle.

Pssshhhhh

This one time I drank five fifths of vodka and got on my Yamaha ZX54gto43 and went backward down the highway, no helmet, and hit a truck head on, didn't even get a scratch.

DrClock

It could be worse though.
One time I drank too much vodka ice and posted pictures of myself online.

DrClock

Quote from: CadillacClock;1439259And admitted to being embarrassed about them. Even more so that they were popping up all over the internet.

I thought they were only on cc.cc  


Damn, I suck.

Bigglesnoots

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1601675Waiting around to die is the most socially acceptable method of suicide, and it always works.

LuxenbergClock

man, i've always really liked astronautt but he just went up some more B-)
QuoteBob awesome

patriotclock

Quote from: Slurpee;1439232hey guys

got drunk and wrestled a t-rex last night boy was my face red

after I killed it the cops showed up so I backflipped over them and rode away on my space motorcycle.

did you ride away on the space motorcycle into space by chance?

when i was driving my SUPER space motorcycle i saw someone that may have been you on a regular space cycle

MonsterMunch


CD Clock

im relaly drunk right now and my neck feels like a tree
i dont really care that i macked an ugly chick
oh well whatevez lolz

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