Wow, this guy knows absolutely nothing...

[GodClock]

damn, tinfoiling? he is fukt

[Silly Putty Clock]

Golden Clock1337: Sir!
Golden Clock1337: I hear you have been infected with the kilvirus!
JAA665: I don't really if I am...
Golden Clock1337: I think you are!
JAA665: My internet is fine
Golden Clock1337: I heard all about it!
Golden Clock1337: Telltale signs!
Golden Clock1337: They won't show up until a month from now, and then your whole C:\ will be gone forever
JAA665: How do I get rid of it?
Golden Clock1337: Alright
Golden Clock1337: I'll find you a link to the site
Golden Clock1337: it's microsoft
Golden Clock1337: they first found out about it
JAA665: Ok. Wherre's the link?
Golden Clock1337: http://www.microsoft.com/viruscenter/kilvirus/help.html (I actually linked him to Hambeefs.com)
Golden Clock1337: there you go
JAA665: :\
Golden Clock1337: It's not too late!!!!
JAA665: It's a dog on a couch :\
Golden Clock1337: OH GOD
Golden Clock1337: It's switching your internet links!
Golden Clock1337: That's another sign
JAA665: :|
Golden Clock1337: shit man
Golden Clock1337: uh
Golden Clock1337: call tech support or something
JAA665: I'm going to run a virus Scan
Golden Clock1337: no man
Golden Clock1337: it won't detect it
JAA665: Why?
JAA665: I want to see if I have it.
Golden Clock1337: It's a virus that makes itself look like a regular program
Golden Clock1337: Experts call it 'tinfoiling'
Golden Clock1337: You could run the virusscan, but it won't do any good
JAA665: I want to see if I have it.
Golden Clock1337: Well you can't!
Golden Clock1337: It won't show up no matter what
Golden Clock1337: Unless you know how to read the signs, and boy I'm positive you have it
JAA665: If this computer dies....
JAA665: I get a Mac.
Golden Clock1337: What you want to do is call tech support, and tell them you have the 'kilvirus101'
Golden Clock1337: It sounds like it's the Eddie Bone version
Golden Clock1337: be sure to tell them about eddie bone
JAA665: ?
Golden Clock1337: Eddie Bone made the virus worse
Golden Clock1337: it's the version you most likely have
Golden Clock1337: He did it by mistake trying to fix it
Golden Clock1337: My friend Dean once got it, and it fried his system completely
Golden Clock1337: Are you calling tech support!??!



More on this story as it unfolds

[TequilaClock]

ah.

[BilliardBall10]

I RETRACT MY STATEMENTS

oh no!
 
aloso what happened, and why bump a thrds

[CandleJack]

dude im spilling my guts out here this shit is too funny  lol not that he would know but Jarlesburg  is swiss cheese http://www.jarlsberg.com.au/aboutus.htm  damn good cheese too.

[Biggskoo]

THANKS FOR THE SHITTY CHATLOG BOULDER