Clockcrew

[Big Sexy Hair]

Everytime I see you I think of you

Everytime I'm near you, I think of you.

I think of you when I dream of you, when I'm taking pictures for you:




Also, note that the camera isn't actually spinning.  My degree of intoxication at that point in the evening was enough to spin the room *around* me.  True story.

[Wind-up Clock]

Your liver's gonna kill you later on.

[Loki Clock]

Hey, your hair isn't big!

[CourgetteClock]

Hey, your hair isn't sexy!

[Big Sexy Hair]

The jewfro had to go.  On the job hunt, and from what I've heard - employers don't care much for giant bushy hair in their new hires.
You want to talk about high maintenance?  Wash + Condition + Air Dry + Condition again + Volume lather every morning before stepping out the door.  Two hours every morning for two years.  Maybe once I get fired or when I fail at this new career path - and I have all day to wallow in how miserable my life is:  Will I have time for Big Sexy Hair.  But not now.  No sir.

[MonsterMunch]

I'd sooner stay unemployed then lose my hair.

[Silly Putty Clock]

i lost my hair

[patriotclock]

[iPodClock]

Helvetica Neue LT Condensed if you are intrested

[Silly Putty Clock]

Should I get hair extensions? y/n

[PowerGloveClock]

My hair is small and flaccid

hello corpsegrinder

[Silly Putty Clock]

hi i have small hair im gonna try this pump out cu l8r

[Big Sexy Hair]

I think its adorable how you all carry a conversation in my thread.

Just adorable.

[Ian]

Holy fucking shit.

Fucking holy shit. It's Rex!

[Big Sexy Hair]

Holy fucking shit.

Fucking holy shit. It's Rex!

Ian, what the fuck man.

You know you're my favorite internet personality, right?  Now and forever.

Shit, just yesterday I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about how in all the trailors to Transformers 2, I never saw a giant walking tape deck.  And that it made me very angry that our President Elect of 2004 was again skimmed entirely of his air time.

Good times.



Still a gaming addict and I read at the bookstore constantly.  So really, nothing's changed.  Just four to five years of growing up.  As evident by my drunken picture of joy.>

[TapedeckClock]

Holy fucking shit.
 
Fucking holy shit. It's Rex!

look what the cat dragged in

[Ian]

I still have that .psd sitting around somewhere if you want it. I think.

I also still have these:

[LuxenbergClock]

now that is bigsexyhair

[Beret]

mmmhmmm