Burgin before bedtime

[GodClock]

Is this a bad idea? I'm eating a fat burger right now but i feel like i'll regret it later as its just all that burger sitting in my stomach while i sleep.

good y/n?

[Mashed Potato Johnson]

its not a big deal

[GodClock]

alright you sold me, i finished it anyway

[Kombucha]

Burgin' is only a bad idea when you're sick and would just vomit the burger back up or if you're at a really high risk of a heart attack.

[GodClock]

Burgin' is only a bad idea when you're sick and would just vomit the burger back up or if you're at a really high risk of a heart attack.

the former is too true, waste of a good burg

[Marlin Clock]

Also, assuming you're going to sleep soon after you eat that, the amount of burger calories converted into fat would be higher than if you were eating it at a regular mealtime.

[Craisin]

Also, assuming you're going to sleep soon after you eat that, the amount of burger calories converted into fat would be higher than if you were eating it at a regular mealtime.

That's simply untrue. A calorie is a calorie is a calorie; you're just burning left immediatley after but it makes no difference when the burger is consumed.

[GodClock]

That's simply untrue. A calorie is a calorie is a calorie; you're just burning left immediatley after but it makes no difference when the burger is consumed.

correct

the only thing is that the burger will indefinitely be fat because i don't use energy bestowed upon me by the burger.

[Marlin Clock]

I was using calorie as an umbrella term for the different potential proteins, fats, and sugars in the burger which if not metabolized, as would most likely be the case due to low caloric needs during sleep, get stored as fat.

[The Spoiler]

Sleepwalk. Problem solved.

[GodClock]

Sleepwalk. Problem solved.

:O