I got stood up by a 50 year old asian lady who can't speak English

Soup Clock · April 30, 2010, 01:02:32 PM

We were supposed to go to Hooters at 1pm. I waited for her for a half an hour and she never showed up and her cellphone was off. Hi, I'm SoupClock.

DurianClock · April 30, 2010, 01:06:08 PM

Hey sexy. B)

Soup Clock · April 30, 2010, 01:08:20 PM

Quote from: DurianClock;1747898Hey sexy. B)

Holy fuck when the fuck did you?

DurianClock · April 30, 2010, 01:12:48 PM

Quote from: I AM SOUP CLOCK;1747899Holy fuck when the fuck did you?

Started coming back around April fools... was going to be just a joke, but I stuck around. Joke's on me now. ;P

Soup Clock · April 30, 2010, 01:57:59 PM

Quote from: DurianClock;1747900Started coming back around April fools... was going to be just a joke, but I stuck around. Joke's on me now. ;P

Do you still look like a sexy woman? This is my first thread in a long time too!

EnglishClock · April 30, 2010, 02:47:23 PM

Well at least now you've learned your lesson.

white man dating the brown people... ha! still gets me.

Soup Clock · April 30, 2010, 03:32:30 PM

Quote from: EnglishClock;1747947Well at least now you've learned your lesson.

white man dating the brown people... ha! still gets me.

We were never dating. I asked her on a date as a joke and she said yes. I thought it was awesomely hilarious and promised my friends pictures, but she bailed. Now my self esteem has a hole the size of your mothers vagina in it.

Nightmare Clock · April 30, 2010, 04:24:29 PM

We'll have that vagina-sized hole in your self esteem fixed up in no time.

Or worsened. Though I'm personally hoping for the former.

Faygo · April 30, 2010, 11:53:22 PM

Why would I even WANT to know the size my my mom's vagina?

Topcatyo · April 30, 2010, 11:55:07 PM

Sorry, mom had to pick me up from my soccer game, she wants to know if she can reschedule.

Faygo · April 30, 2010, 11:56:55 PM

Yeah she can come around noon

DrClock · May 01, 2010, 04:51:10 PM

ouch

miracle fruit · May 01, 2010, 06:25:26 PM

Quote from: men without a brain;1748164Why would I even WANT to know the size my my mom's vagina?

AlbinoClock · May 01, 2010, 06:45:16 PM

Maybe she realized you were doing it as a joke and thought it would be funnier if you just felt stood up.

Soup Clock · May 02, 2010, 09:50:28 AM

Quote from: Albino the Destroyer;1748285Maybe she realized you were doing it as a joke and thought it would be funnier if you just felt stood up.

She doesn't understand the concept of a joke. She's straight off the boat. Her favorite food is "hotdog" and "pancake" and she literally has a lot of "junk in her trunk." Also, why would she deny such a "strong man who know how to do" like I do. Quotes are hers.

AstronautClock · May 02, 2010, 10:23:03 AM

a strong man who know how to do haha

AlbinoClock · May 02, 2010, 11:57:51 AM

Quote from: I AM SOUP CLOCK;1748390She doesn't understand the concept of a joke. She's straight off the boat. Her favorite food is "hotdog" and "pancake" and she literally has a lot of "junk in her trunk." Also, why would she deny such a "strong man who know how to do" like I do. Quotes are hers.

I'm pretty sure jokes are a cultural universal.

YoYoClock · May 02, 2010, 12:00:48 PM

SoupClock: a strong man who know how to do

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