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WrenchClock

#20
June 16, 2010, 03:43:09 PM
Quote from: Nightmare Clock;1760741Still, I think this



is way more stylin' :D

Pity the guy shot himself. he'd make an amazing supervillain.

Faygo

#21
June 16, 2010, 04:14:43 PM
Ah, pretty mean. I'm pretty sure i'd be a major case if the Hell's Angels threw a Bulldoser on a puppy and got away on a man.

ProqagandaClock

#22
June 16, 2010, 09:13:55 PM
holy shit

Nightmare Clock

#23
June 17, 2010, 01:00:03 AM
Hey, update.

Apparently the guy MOONED them too.

"A German student created a major traffic jam in Bavaria when he  'mooned' a group of Hell's Angels, hurled a puppy at them and then  escaped on a bulldozer.

The 26-year-old drove into the grounds of  the motorcycle gang members' clubhouse north of Munich, according to  reports in local media.

The young man, who was not identified,  then dropped his pants, threw the puppy, and then fled.

After  making his getaway, he stole the bulldozer from a nearby construction  site, and attempted to drive it to Munich.

However, it was not  fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a three-mile traffic jam  near the southern town of Allershausen.

He then fled to his home  nearby where he was apprehended by the police.

"What motivated  him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," said a  spokesman for local police.

He added that the student had been  suffering from depression. The puppy was now in safe hands at a local  animal shelter."

http://web.orange.co.uk/article/quirkies/Students_bizarre_attack_on_Hells_Angels

Huh.
in b4 he flew away in an Iron Man suit or someshit
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Kombucha

#24
June 17, 2010, 01:06:51 AM
It never says he pulled his pants back up, so I'm going to assume that he drove that bulldozer with no pants on.

Hell yeah.
Quote from: Nightmare Clock;1760884However, it was not  fast enough, and his snail-like pace caused a three-mile traffic jam  near the southern town of Allershausen.
Hahaha

Topcatyo

#25
June 17, 2010, 01:10:57 AM
This is the best news story ever.

Nightmare Clock

#26
June 17, 2010, 01:11:50 AM
Quote from: xBitchxx;1760888It never says he pulled his pants back up, so I'm going to assume that he drove that bulldozer with no pants on.

I was thinking this exact thing.
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AnkhClock

#27
June 17, 2010, 02:44:01 AM
How the hell does a guy expect to make a speedy getaway from a motorcycle gang on a bulldozer? How the hell does that chain of logic even work?

"Yeah I just mooned the Hell's Angels, need to make a getaway, that bulldozer looks good. It'll be okay cause I also threw a puppy."

Also seconding Topcatyo.


Silly Putty Clock

#28
June 17, 2010, 07:12:47 PM
Apparently the guy was depressed, maybe he was trying to commit suicide by Hells Angels.
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