Teh cool thread about alcohol. Fart.

[GreyClock]

haha remember how I drank so much I should be dead and vomited all over myself and almost choked on my own vomit and died hilarious

no dude

Truly it is. I laughed out loud again just thinking about it. Also I forgot to mention my first death-defying act of that night and you're gonna like this: me and my friend climbed out of our five-story window onto some scaffolding (with debris nets so it was safe) and walked over to an adjacent flat-roof in our underwear where we danced around for a bit.