Dear Clock Crew,

[MSPaintClock]

Should my upper lip be itchy? If not, why?

[Slurpee]

yes mustache

[AMPM]

When my upper lip is scratchy I

brush off the cheeto dust

pop a few pimples

shave my whispy were-wolf hair

wipe my mouth on my shoulder

kiss my mommy because kissing my mommy cures everything

scratch it

[buttplug]

You know what you have to do

[MonsterMunch]

Punch a stranger's breakfast.

Cures all ailments.

I think.

[MSPaintClock]

Buttplug was the closest, but none of you said cut it off. Do you all have dignity now or something? This is a not a clock crew I remember

[buttplug]

Buttplug was the closest, but none of you said cut it off. Do you all have dignity now or something? This is a not a clock crew I remember

I was a little embarrassed you even had to ask us honestly!

I suggest heating up the butterknife on the stove burner first, it makes it go faster.

[MSPaintClock]

i was going to use a dull rock but your idea sounds like it could work

[BinaryClock]

i opened this thread specifically to say "cut it off" but you had to be an impatient patient

[MSPaintClock]

i opened this thread specifically to say "cut it off" but you had to be an impatient patient

You had to take two days to do it, that's so binary of you

[SilverClock]

cut it off

[BilliardBall10]

use your ''head''.

[BoomStick Clock]

apply ejaculate to it, the chunkier the better, leave it on for 12 hours.