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Silly Putty Clock

April 30, 2014, 02:43:13 PM
This is a thread for posting haikus for spring.
I'll start:

Flowers aren't worth this
Drippy goddamn misery
Tweet tweet little bird
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VCRClock

#1
April 30, 2014, 04:28:30 PM
spring can suck my dick
worst motherfucking season
summer also sucks

~

shut the fuck up birds
i am trying to sleep here
it is 5 am
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

#2
April 30, 2014, 04:41:44 PM
spring's alright I guess
it's not like I go outside
one two three four five

BilliardBall10

#3
April 30, 2014, 06:23:03 PM
i walk in the street
listening to a beat
what will i do

maybe i will eat tofu.

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VCRClock

#4
April 30, 2014, 07:20:10 PM
Quote from: BilliardBall10;1970418i walk in the street 5
listening to a beat 6
what will i do 4

maybe i will eat tofu. 7 (incorrect for haiku)
requires an additional 7-syllable line if it's a tanka

1 year ban
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

PhantomCatClock

#5
April 30, 2014, 07:55:10 PM
bb10 is obviously the only real artist in here, the rest of us snobs are mathematicians who don't know what beauty is and try to use numbers to compensate for that

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#6
April 30, 2014, 08:21:27 PM
spring is just garbage
all these fucking mosquitoes
i hate bugs so much
Quote from: PezDispenserclock;1948598Abba, I might not smoke weed, but I experiancing it being hit with a crowbar on a modded TTT server. Flashing colours, screen flipped, screen flying. Yup, I know how it\'s like.

RenegadeClock

#7
April 30, 2014, 11:28:44 PM
Spring makes me horny
Gonnorherpesyphilaids
Sweet death, take me home

Silly Putty Clock

#8
May 01, 2014, 02:05:33 AM
Quote from: RenegadeClock;1970432Spring makes me horny
Gonnorherpesyphilaids
Sweet death, take me home

I can't believe I just counted the syllables of "gonnorherpesyphilaids".
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Topcatyo

#9
May 02, 2014, 12:13:34 AM
Spring has sprung, Oh boy!
Goodbye cruel winter, Hi Spring!
Please stop raining, bitch!

VCRClock

#10
May 02, 2014, 12:30:36 AM
rhododendron buds
burst forth with vigor, like the
boner i just popped

~

persistent robin
sings for hours as if to say
"i have a boner"

~

a springlike haiku
resembles a doe rabbit,
a boner in it

~

frog jumps into pond
sound of water can be heard
frog boner hidden
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

#11
May 02, 2014, 01:25:19 AM
four seasons? not here
my home has but two seasons
hellfire then chilly

Soup Clock

#12
May 02, 2014, 04:46:16 AM
what is a haiku?
judging by this stupid thread
they are for homos
ass whore

Topcatyo

#13
May 02, 2014, 10:22:41 AM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1970463four seasons? not here
my home has but two seasons
hellfire then chilly
This is the truth, yo
Worst winter on record, yo
Global climate change

RenegadeClock

#14
May 02, 2014, 10:40:57 AM
Mowed the grass last week
Up to my knees already
Most of it is weeds

Topcatyo

#15
May 02, 2014, 09:49:06 PM
Spark a bowl Spark a
Bowl Spark a bowl Spark a bowl
Spark a bowl Spark one
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