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Farted by patriotclock, July 05, 2008, 07:07:44 PM

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AirPumpClock

all old men who spill paint on you are pedos, no questions asked

MonsterMunch

Ah-hahhahahahahhahah!

SpinningCubeClock

What's that from lol?
hello

AirPumpClock

Quote from: SpinningCubeClock;1355545What's that from lol?

It's a public service announcement, according to whoever uploaded it.

TequilaClock

Then the kid took him a photo too.



See where I am going?

FileCabinetClock

once i spilled paint on myself then i jerked off
the man, the legend

Mashed Potato Johnson

Mr. Mac strikes again.
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MasterClock

Pretty sure it was posted before, maybe not though.  Still hilarious.

PirateClock

Quote from: Drebin;1357544Pretty sure it was posted before, maybe not though.  Still hilarious.

http://clockcrew.cc/talk/showthread.php?t=74689
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Randy Pearson

Remember in grade school when those people with fake names and puppets came into your classes and acted out children being beaten by their parents or molested, and how you never realized what they were for until you were fourteen?
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It feels good to say what I want. It feels good to knock things down. It feels good to see the disgust in their eyes. It feels good and I\'m gonna go wild. SPRAY! PAINT! THE! WALLS!

HeinekenClock

I don't think I ever saw such videos, nor was this an issue in elementary school.

Huh, that's pretty weird, of all countries I expected the Netherlands to not be fussy about this sort of thing at all.

PirateClock

Quote from: HeinekenClock;1357607I don't think I ever saw such videos, nor was this an issue in elementary school.

Huh, that's pretty weird, of all countries I expected the Netherlands to not be fussy about this sort of thing at all.

we aren't really that paranoid, we naturally assume everybody is super nice and nothing can possibly go wrong (see our justice system, immigration laws and completely open unchecked borders) It's only recently that certain groups, mostly middle aged women influenced by motherfucking oprah and dr phil, are causing drama over potentiality dangerous situations for their children.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Porti Fatti

he's his number 1 helper

EnglishClock

Quote from: unknownclock?;1357642he's his number 1 helper

As hard as I tried I was always number 2 :(
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

Kombucha

Quote from: EnglishClock;1357644As hard as I tried I was always number 2 :(
Maybe you can be number 1 if he ever asks for help cooking breakfast.

PirateClock

Quote from: EnglishClock;1357644As hard as I tried I was always number 2 :(

it's cause you're brown.


























HAHAHA RACIST/POO JOKE OH GOT IM RAISING THE BAR WITH THIS ONE.
_pirate_butchcavities (20:29:15): FUCK CLOCKS _pirate_

Pin Clock

Just remember the day we spilled the paint....
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock that'd be pretty fucked up wouldn't it?

LuxenbergClock

Quote from: Predator;1357604Remember in grade school when those people with fake names and puppets came into your classes and acted out children being beaten by their parents or molested, and how you never realized what they were for until you were fourteen?

hah yes
QuoteBob awesome

Exclamation Mark

There's a engineer/spy version of this, I heard it on a random micspam server.
Quote from: Crucifix;1556967I now have a 14 year old girl hitting on me. If I had proof she wasn\'t a 50 year old man I\'d be masturbating right about now :>