B will reveal himself in Clocktober

[ArgoonKlok]

B: I can assure you I mean you no harm.

Tom Fulp: Who are you?

B: Who? Who is but the form, following the function of what, and what I am is merely a giant red letter in a coat.

Tom Fulp: Well I can see that..

B: Of course you can. I am not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a giant red letter in a coat 'who he is'.

Tom Fulp: Uh.. Right.

B: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the 'character' of this dramatis persona.

Behold! Before you, a beloved bastard of a being, born from the belittled bitchings of a berry, and baptised by bumbling believers to be their bible, their beholder and their beast of burden. Beginning as but a bypassing blurt of the brain, yet bloated to a brobdingnagian behemoth bawling his bile. But I branch off, so bear with my babbling as I break it down. As billions of booby-begging blockheads, blinded by bawdy blue movies, blow their boners to the banal, the bland and the bogus, a brotherly band of brigands dares bless the portal with bell-ringing, without boasting or bluffing, merely baffling. Blasphemy? Bludgeon down the baloney bullcrap with the benign and benevolent, they bellow, and how becoming are their beliefs. But this is becoming baleful to you, and I do not wish to bully, so before I bleach my bickering brawl of bombastic biography further with balderdash, let me say I come with the best intentions, and you may call me B.

[AirPumpClock]

hahahahahahahahahahaha in before goldmine

[Topcatyo]

Brilliant!

[ScareCrow]

Oh man, this is awesome.

[FluxCapacitorClock]

B for Vendetta

[SwirlberryClock]

B for Vendetta

B for Bedndetta

[FluxCapacitorClock]

B for Bedndetta

hahaha fuck

[AirPumpClock]

B for Bedndetta

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagn

[Silly Putty Clock]

B

[BehemothClock]

That kind of made my day

[IoClock]

Much love.

[buttplug]

And it actually makes sense too!

blow their boners to the banal, the bland and the bogus

My favorite part

[RomanClock]

B for Beginning