Everyone making a "I'm going to _____" thread

[buttplug]

Screw you >:C
I'm stuck here in Buffalo...

[Slash]

And now you expect me to make a "I'm going to screw myself thread" don't you?

[buttplug]

I meant it like traveling to somewhere.

[Slash]

I'll guess i'll have to look on the map to find a place called screw myself then.

Honestly I've never seen the fun in traveling, there isn't much in any other country that isn't here, and if there was it wouldn't be worth the trip.
also other countries are full of foreigners and none of them speak my motherlanguage and they are too lazy to learn a worldwide known language like english.

[buttplug]

Yeah I mean why not just sit in the same chair day in and day out, never moving? Fun stuff.

[Slash]

Beats sitting in the car all day, or the airplane or waiting for it.

[GodClock]

pinch a buffaloaf

[screwdriver_clock]

WHATS ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SCREWING HMMM?

[BoomStick Clock]

I'm going to portsmouth to screw my girlfriend.

[screwdriver_clock]

Oh I'm going to the Carolinas.