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Farted by shit for brains, May 07, 2008, 10:29:22 AM

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Topcatyo

My On-Demand has a bunch of trailers to outright horrible looking films.
If you want, I could look up the trailers there and tell you some of them.
One involved clowns killing people.

Marlin Clock

Quote from: Munglai;1303924It was two hours long and most of the time absolutely nothing was happening. When something did happen you couldn't tell what was happening because it was just a mash of moving shapes.  The story wasn't there. The twist at the end was that the bad guy was SINISTERRRRR, which was an arcade game that we had been shown several drawn out shots of for seemingly no reason. I had no idea what SINISTERRRR was. The only reason I knew who any of the characters were was because a voice told me at the start. The animation was shit. None of the characters expressed anything at any point. One of the main characters barely talked and spent most of the time running for no reason and the other one constantly made a high-pitched noise. There was one point where two of the characters were about to fight and there was a good five minutes worth of slow panning shots before anything actually happened. When it did happen it took FUCKING AGES for anyone to die and after they did die they just came back again. At the end of the film only one person clapped. When we left the cinema we were shouting hysterically because it was so awful.
I see, I thought it looked bad.

For further reference, Sinistar was the first game to have voices, though all it was was sinistar going on about being hungry or being alive, or stuff like that. It's a weird game.

Munglai

Quote from: Marlix Wright;1304049I see, I thought it looked bad.

For further reference, Sinistar was the first game to have voices, though all it was was sinistar going on about being hungry or being alive, or stuff like that. It's a weird game.

oh ok. I recognised the sound effects that the arcade game was making whenever they showed it but I didn't know where exactly where they were from. Even knowing now what the arcade game was, it still doesn't fucking mean anything or make any sense. As far as I'm concerned, the guy who made We Are The Strange is completely incapable of making a film.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Cloaked;1303525I know that you but what am I?

I never freakin' got this statement. "I know you are but what am I" makes no sense, because when the subject is clearly stated, the person who is the subject clearly denies it and claims that the other person has done the action. It's stupid and immature.

AirPumpClock

Quote from: Cloaked;1303525I know that you but what am I?

I never freakin' got this statement. "I know you are but what am I" makes no sense, because when the subject is clearly stated, the person who is the subject clearly denies it and claims that the other person has done the action. It makes no sense at all.

On a more relevant note, My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Long story short, a guy dates a girl with super powers, he dumps her because she's a quack. She tries to "revenge" on him like an obsessive teenage emo girl. For example, at one part she throws a poorly animated 3D shark through is window when he and his new girlfriend are in bed together. Then some creepy villain guy gets involved who's been stalking the crazy super-girl for years, and for some reason they fall in love and get married at the end. It's total crap, don't watch it.