Marines teach black people how to swim.

[AbsintheClock]

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Does anyone else find this hilarious?

[salt]

THE FEW. THE PROUD




THE MARINESSSS

[BlackberryClock]

I'm proud of him.

[LotusClock]

I watched it six times but can't see RabidClock anywhere. This is a fake.

[MasterClock]

Oh man, that's hilarious.  The Marines sure make great advertisements.

[Randy Pearson]

Why would you join the marines if you can't swim? Maybe I'm missing something here.

EDIT: I doubt the drill-instructor was actually that sternly nice or encouraging. I imagined it happened more like this:

'GET YOUR ASS IN THE WATER, MAGGOT!'

'I can't...'

'WHAT'S WRONG, PUNK? YOU DON'T LIKE TO SWIM?'

'Sir no, sir!'

'WELL HERE'S SOMETHING ELSE YOU WON'T LIKE PRIVATE! THEY DON'T SERVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON ON A REGULAR BASIS IN MY CAFETERIA!'

[SirClock]

THEY TAUGHT ME TO SWIM

THEN THEY TAUGHT ME HOW TO BLOW PEOPLES HEADS OFF

HOO RA

[Solenoidclock]

Who enlists in the marines to learn to swim? You could learn that at the YMCA, that way you wouldn't have to worry about sodomy.

[Marlin Clock]

Who enlists in the marines to learn to swim? You could learn that at the YMCA, that way you wouldn't have to worry about sodomy.

You wouldn't?

[Topcatyo]

Why would you remix YMCA?
That just doesn't make sense.

[Marlin Clock]

[Exclamation Mark]

"paid for by the marines"

tee hee