Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy text adventure

[WrenchClock]

http://ascii.classicgaming.gamespy.com/download_files/hhgttg/hhgttg.html
Playing this shit now. I suck at it.

[catclock]

Haha I keep dying this sure is a twist from the LucasArts adventure games

[SnakeClock]

Just try and get the Babel Fish. You'll kill yourself figuring it out.

[Topcatyo]

Hahaha, this is a lot of fun.
>yell
You begin to get a sore throat.

>jump
Wasn't that fun?

>jump out window
You hit your head against the window as you attempt this feat.

[Topcatyo]

Haha, I love how if my house gets demolished, I have to wait, while dead, for the ambulance to take me away.

[Marlin Clock]

Those downloadable oldies never work for me for some reason.

[Topcatyo]

Goddamn, I'm addressing Ford directly!

[SnakeClock]

I should get an Apple II just to play the real version of this game.

Though this one is nice, too.

[Topcatyo]

[Slurpee]

I think I played this when somebody linked to this on one of the wtfnoob spin-off sites.
Somebody was really into it. I want to say it was Triangle?

I ended up feeding the Guide to a cleaning robot in the Vogon ship and giving up.

>find the light
You'll have to do that yourself.

>where is the light?
Beats me.

It's pretty amazing that they knew I'd be sarcastic enough to ask.

edit: Holy crap this site actually has Zork. I could actually be eaten by a grue.

edit2: hahaha

>walk
Did you have any particular direction in mind?

>no
I didn't think so.

[Topcatyo]

I think I played this when somebody linked to this on one of the wtfnoob spin-off sites.
Somebody was really into it. I want to say it was Triangle?

I ended up feeding the Guide to a cleaning robot in the Vogon ship and giving up.

It's pretty amazing that they knew I'd be sarcastic enough to ask.

edit: Holy crap this site actually has Zork. I could actually be eaten by a grue.

edit2: hahaha

Hahaha, that's awesome.
On the flip side, if you type "yes" when asked if you have a direction in mind, it says "Then type it."

This is awesome.

[Topcatyo]

Hahaha, the amount of hidden actions in this game is great.

>why?
Why not?

>block hole with lint
It falls through the hole and vanishes.

[Marlin Clock]

It doesn't work when I download it, anyone like to help me figure out why?

[peyoteclock]

text adventure games are fun, i have a few on my ds courtesy of the r4 and papafuji