REALLY Awkward thing happened today.

[ArcticSwirlClock]

I was talking to this friend of mine that's a girl and we were just messing around being mean/playful, doing that whole thing where you talk to someone in a weird tone of voice pretending you're a bad ass and they do it back.(Form mental image!)

I decided to be a gangster and tell her I'd bust a cap in her ass if she didn't stop her nonsense.

Little did I know that when I spoke what actually came out of my mouth was...

"Bitch, if you don't stop that shit, I'm gonna bust a nut in yo' ass!"






We're cool so it was understood that I made a very honest mistake.

Then after a few minutes we just busted out laughing.

Still awkward as hell though...

[Schmellements Clawk]

do it for real

[miracle fruit]

cooperation not required

[Heliopios]

I decided to be a gangster

That's where you should have stopped and thought.

[FileCabinetClock]

it's even more awkward when you do it for real on the way to class and you don't mean to

[Poltergeist]

I can't believe that shit results in an awkward moment with you


Seriously, the most tame girl friend I have ended up talking with me about blue inflatable penises one time in class

[CANNABISCLOCK]

do it for real

[PepperClock]

yeah to be honest, i felt like reading your description of what you were doing was much more awkward than the situation itself.

[Topcatyo]

One time I was hanging out with my friends, and I accidentally grazed the butt of this one girl I know as I was readjusting my sleeve.  She looked at me and said "Ian!" and I said "What?  You got a nice ass."

[Beret]

One time I was hanging out with my friends, and I accidentally grazed the butt of this one girl I know as I was readjusting my sleeve. She looked at me and said "Ian!" and I said "What? You got a nice ass."

 
HAHAHHAHAHHA NICE

[Beret]

Smash a bro

[Biblo]

pics or she doesn't exist

[DWARFINATORclock]

I say shit like that all the time, only I do it on purpose.