She...

[Flounderpa]

wait....I'm still Hazard?

[Steve]

Superior 2 u

[PolearmClock]

wait....I'm still Hazard?

Shut your mouth Boston

[SnakeClock]

Im snake

You couldn't possibly be Snake because your writing sucks.

[AbsintheClock]

[u2]vPHIsLqIIlE&autoplay[/u2]

[TwistClock]

You couldn't possibly be Snake because your writing sucks.

Oh so your saying my Writing sucks now?

Thanks twist, thanks

[TruncheonClock]

Shut your mouth Boston

He's not boston i am

[HeinekenClock]

As i held her in my hands, she cried and asked if she was going to live. Deep down inside she knew she would'nt, and i knew too.

As she bled out onto the cold concrete floor, i closed my eyes and looked down at her. she was mooi. a lost soul in this jungle of a world. had the worst life, but never complained. she was shy, and i was her only friend she ever had that didnt walk out on her and leave her.

she picked up her arm and stroked my chin. she looked at me for one last time, and then collapsed. I ran my fingers down her face and closed her eyes. i took one last look also, and placed her on the floor.

i took my jacket off and covered her face, and her wounds. a single tear left my eye and landed on the jacket. i couldnt take no more.

My brother laughed at me. I got myself up and looked at him. he had a maniacs look on his face, and pointed the knife at me. he screamed from me to close my eyes, but i didnt. i stood there looking at him. His eyes flattened, and he fatigued. he ran towards me and shoved the knife into my heart.

i fall downwards, onto her. he then bent over me, and took the knife out of my chest. he then proceeded to place it back in there, in and out, in and out. My body was taking its toll. my vision was blurry and weak. the last i saw was his bloodsoaked face, grinning. i closed my eyes.

We are together again.

That sucked I hope you didn't write that

[TwistClock]

That sucked I hope you didn't write that

I did write it WHAT U GUNNA DU SHUT UP I'LL BEET U

[HeinekenClock]

I did write it WHAT U GUNNA DU SHUT UP I'LL BEET U

I could write a five page high detail story about a morning dump and it'd be less shitty than what you posted

[SnakeClock]

I'LL BEET U

[TwistClock]

Ok i admit it sucked willy.

It took me 5 seconds to type up.

[SnakeClock]

Ok i admit it sucked willy.

It took me 5 seconds to type up.

I dunno about you, but I can still spell no matter how fast I type. _poogle_

[RocketFetus]

Delicious copy pasta.

[Topcatyo]

happened last night. Yes. How was it? Pretty horrible actually. You see, I was just at a party and my friend hooked me up with this girl he knew from school. I was super nervous. well anyway as we left she took me into her car. my heart started beating like crazy. I was really tense. Well as we started making out, she unzipped my pants, put her hand on my dick and as soon as she touched it I immediatly came and started farting. It was really awkward. I just looked at the floor the whole time and waited for it to all end. when it finally did she just gave me this look of disgust and left. I couldnt even say anything. I just went home after that. It was pretty embarassing but on the plus side it was also the first time my dick came in contact with a girl. Anyway I thought I'd share that.