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being the weird faggot i am, i was curious.....

Farted by Kaijuclock, February 26, 2009, 04:16:39 AM

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Kaijuclock

February 26, 2009, 04:16:39 AM
do tentacle dildos exist?

well 2 seconds in google made my jaw drop

http://www.edenfantasys.com/sex-toy-reviews/dildos/tentacle-dildo-sex-toy


also, reviews on sex toys are fucking dirrtttyyy

GodClock

#1
February 26, 2009, 04:32:16 AM
not for anal? well then i dont give a FUCK ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT
Sw@g
Quote from: Kodiakclock;1893997godclock probably now that I think about it. We could bro it out he could learn me how to surf and then we cruise bro our way out of there into brosville

Kaijuclock

#2
February 26, 2009, 04:35:31 AM
Quote from: GodClock;1529279not for anal? well then i dont give a FUCK ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT

12:47:10 AM) m00tykinz: sucks this tentacle dildo is for vaginal use only :(
(12:47:30 AM) AndyBoz18: Hahaha
(12:49:39 AM) AndyBoz18:
Andy - Spy's sappin mah Scout says (09:16):
I have such enlightening convos with Gir
Currently talking about tentacle dildos.
lol
sτєvє says (09:16):
lolwtf
tell Girlcock
he's a bad bad man

TruncheonClock

#3
February 26, 2009, 04:43:21 AM
It's a shame that it only seems to come in that colour too.
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Kaijuclock

#4
February 26, 2009, 04:44:13 AM
i want it to look like this

TruncheonClock

#5
February 26, 2009, 04:46:11 AM
Yeah, bright pink/purple.

With a nice slimy cum-drenched look to it.
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Kaijuclock

#6
February 26, 2009, 04:52:12 AM
Quote from: Suika Ibuki;1529285Yeah, bright pink/purple.

With a nice slimy cum-drenched look to it.

a think the right kind of lube can make the slimy cum-drenched look

TruncheonClock

#7
February 26, 2009, 04:54:47 AM
Quote from: PSP-Tan;1529289a think the right kind of lube can make the slimy cum-drenched look

True.
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GameSlave

#8
February 26, 2009, 05:07:18 AM
LMAO it even glows in the dark
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Quote from: ButtplugClock;1840380There are plenty of stupid democrats as well. In fact most people are idiots.
Well its the difference between "derp we should ban fatty foods" and "I am going to literally rape every american child after you vote me in"

Kaijuclock

#9
February 26, 2009, 05:09:05 AM
Quote from: GameSlaveClock;1529298LMAO it even glows in the dark

"Whats that glowing in your hamper?"
"NOTHING!"
"no there is deffinately something"
*investigation*
*discovery*
*mockery*
*facepalm*

SilverClock

#10
February 26, 2009, 08:11:36 AM
That's p cool.
I am a sexy bitch!
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SirClock

#11
February 26, 2009, 08:29:34 AM
The neat thing is the individual suckers on the tentacles give a nice firm grip on the rim of your asshole, almost guaranteeing tearing every time!

TruncheonClock

#12
February 26, 2009, 08:33:15 AM
Quote from: SirClock;1529347The neat thing is the individual suckers on the tentacles give a nice firm grip on the rim of your asshole, almost guaranteeing tearing every time!

Delicious
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