I just got in a car accident/near death experience

[Maltese]

Ek mun teki þín mannhamar ok gefi því raufar. Þá mun ek nauðga dóttur þín sleikjar báða raufarnar ok snýp mín.



You know you're insulting his dialect, not mine, right?

FUCK YOU

[Loki Clock]

Clock Crew does Lokasenna.

[AbsintheClock]

Hey you two quit being retards.

[Topcatyo]

Lokimea

[China Clock]

That's real. Swedish and Danish are descended from Old East Norse. Norwegian and Icelandic are descended from Old West Norse, which is the dialect I speak.

Alright, and yeah I know we have our language mixed between. But I wasn't expecting the words to be the same, just different grammar. The next sentence have bits I get, but yeah, that one is way off from what it'd be.

[SirClock]

Crazy crash man.
Come on though I want to hear near death experiences

[patriotclock]

your battery is gonna die if you leave your headlights on

Good call. That shit is important.

[Loki Clock]

Crazy crash man.
Come on though I want to hear near death experiences

So, this one time, I was walking down the sidewalk with my girlfriend, right? And I pushed her into the street!

[SirClock]

So, this one time, I was walking down the sidewalk with my girlfriend, right? And I pushed her into the street!

Did she have flashbacks of past lives??!!

[Loki Clock]

Did she have flashbacks of past lives??!!

I dunno it was kinda just a death experience not a near death experience :'( I came on her face tho ;)

[SilverClock]

I had a wreck once.
It didn't turn me into a pussy, though.

[SirClock]

I dunno it was kinda just a death experience not a near death experience :'( I came on her face tho

Well it wasnt a death experience either because no one died.
It must have just been an experience!