Whats the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to you?

[Aussie]

Well, just a few minutes ago I had to go out and scoop up my dog's crap. I don't mind when he does it on the grass but when he does it on the paving it's hard to get off and I usually just end up smearing it all over (because whatever we feed him he still does semi-liquid turds).
 
But after reading through this entire thread, what I did was nothing.

[Pencilclock]

I have a friend who doesn't like germs like when he gets on a bus or train he doesn't touch anything and we were on a train and it was packed and he almost fell over every time the train started moving and stopped and I was holding on to the pole and offered him some of it to hold and he said "no too many germs, I'll stand" so I was like "It's clean look" and I started making out with the pole... and yep... there was blood on it...

[EtchASketchClock]

I have a friend who doesn't like germs like when he gets on a bus or train he doesn't touch anything and we were on a train and it was packed and he almost fell over every time the train started moving and stopped and I was holding on to the pole and offered him some of it to hold and he said "no too many germs, I'll stand" so I was like "It's clean look" and I started making out with the pole... and yep... there was blood on it...

Enjoy your STD's, faggot.

[mauserclock]

Enjoy your STD's, faggot.

sexuality did not have to be brought into this

[EtchASketchClock]

sexuality did not have to be brought into this

But I did anyway.

[Pencilclock]

Enjoy your STD's, faggot.

Etch A Sketches are lame and only fun for 2 minutes if that.

[Steve]

I have a friend who doesn't like germs like when he gets on a bus or train he doesn't touch anything and we were on a train and it was packed and he almost fell over every time the train started moving and stopped and I was holding on to the pole and offered him some of it to hold and he said "no too many germs, I'll stand" so I was like "It's clean look" and I started making out with the pole... and yep... there was blood on it...

Enjoy your STD's, faggot.

[Pencilclock]

Enjoy your STD's, faggot.

Not you too!

[mauserclock]

u R all homof0bix

[Krusty The Clown]

not really disgusting but. i flew off my bike once and landed in mud, it was hilarious. laughed the whole time on my way home

good times

[SockpuppetClock]

I was once drinking with some friends and some of them spit into a cup and I accidentally drank it

[INoodleClock]

Once we all chipped in and paid this guy to drink a pint of all our spit.

[MonsterMunch]

Once we all chipped in and paid this guy to drink a pint of all our spit.

Holy fucking shit thats disgusting.

How much did he make all together?

I made £10 once from drinking a shot of half-vodka and half-my own piss at a party. Easiest tenner I ever made, I had been drinking all night so my piss was just clear and watery so it just tasted like diluted vodka.

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

one time a n i g g g er almost touched me

[BunnyClock]

I have this intense fear of spiders and when I was like 14-something a girl came to my house and when she left we stood there talking at the door while I was leaning against the wall and without looking I was picking at something I found on the wall and sort of rolling it into a ball in between my thumb and index finger. When she finally left I took a look at my hand and noticed the whole time I had been busy rolling this big fat black spider. It wasn't even alive anymore seeing as how long I stood there pinching it and stuff

Okay this story doesn't sound disgsting at all after re-reading it

[RobClock]

Etch A Sketches are lame and only fun for 2 minutes if that.

you are wrong and also very stupid.

[Pencilclock]

you are wrong and also very stupid.

AC/DC suck :/

[AstronautClock]

AC/DC suck :/

this is an opinion

[Pencilclock]

this is an opinion

A valid opinion?