AOL won't stop harassing me

[Topcatyo]

AOL System Msg (8:26:02 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (8:26:13 PM): 1
AOL System Msg (8:26:13 PM): Your other AIM sessions have been signed-off.  You are now signed-on from 1 location(s).
AOL System Msg (8:52:04 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.


topcatyo (8:52:10 PM): 1
AOL System Msg (8:52:10 PM): Your other AIM sessions have been signed-off.  You are now signed-on from 1 location(s).


AOL System Msg (9:00:49 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (9:00:55 PM): shut the fuck up, AOL
AOL System Msg (9:00:55 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:01:04 PM): one
AOL System Msg (9:01:04 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:01:31 PM): i've abided by your rules twice already, AOL, stop pestering me
AOL System Msg (9:01:31 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:01:33 PM): 2
AOL System Msg (9:01:33 PM): You are currently signed-on from 2 location(s).
(Note: AIM and AOL sessions on the same computer count as 2 separate locations.)
topcatyo (9:01:36 PM): yay
AOL System Msg (9:01:36 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:01:38 PM): stop it
AOL System Msg (9:01:38 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:01:39 PM): 2
AOL System Msg (9:01:39 PM): You are currently signed-on from 2 location(s).
(Note: AIM and AOL sessions on the same computer count as 2 separate locations.)


AOL System Msg (9:14:13 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (9:14:18 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP
AOL System Msg (9:14:18 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.


AOL System Msg (9:27:18 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (9:27:26 PM): FUCK YOU AOL.  FUCK YOU
AOL System Msg (9:27:26 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:27:32 PM): I HAVE HAD
AOL System Msg (9:27:32 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:27:39 PM): ENOUGH OF YOUR SHIT
AOL System Msg (9:27:39 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (9:27:45 PM): FUCK OFF
AOL System Msg (9:27:45 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.


AOL System Msg (11:54:37 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (11:54:49 PM): SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY, YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT
AOL System Msg (11:54:49 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (11:55:02 PM): oh god now you're harassing my alternate account
AOL System Msg (11:55:03 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (11:55:04 PM): YOU MONSTER
AOL System Msg (11:55:04 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (11:55:16 PM): WHAT'D MINTEHFARESH HAVE TO DO WITH ANY OF THIS?!
AOL System Msg (11:55:16 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.


AOL System Msg (11:59:36 PM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (11:59:48 PM): what do you want
AOL System Msg (11:59:48 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (11:59:53 PM): what do you want you sick fucking bastard
AOL System Msg (11:59:53 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (11:59:58 PM): what do you WANT
AOL System Msg (11:59:58 PM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (12:00:01 AM): WHAT DO YOU WANT
AOL System Msg (12:00:01 AM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (12:00:03 AM): GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AOL System Msg (12:00:03 AM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (12:00:06 AM): GET OUT OF MY HEAD
AOL System Msg (12:00:06 AM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.
topcatyo (12:00:17 AM): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AOL System Msg (12:00:17 AM): AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
  1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.


AOL System Msg (12:39:45 AM): Your screen name (topcatyo) is now signed into AOL(R) Instant Messenger (TM) in 2 locations. To sign off the other location(s), reply to this message with the number 1. Click here for more information.
topcatyo (12:40:43 AM): 1
AOL System Msg (12:40:43 AM): Your other AIM sessions have been signed-off.  You are now signed-on from 1 location(s).

[DiscoBallClock]

This happens to me too

[GearBoxClock]

You're using AOL?!

[Slash]

AOL System Msg menu:
To manage your Instant Messaging sessions, choose an option below by responding with the option's number (1 or 2).
1. Sign off my AIM sessions connected from other locations (this will not disconnect my AOL sessions)
2. Tell me how many times I'm currently signed on.

[SoBe Clock]

Hahahaha

[PowerGloveClock]

haha this has never happened to me

[PolyhedronClock]

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[Topcatyo]

haha this has never happened to me

It started happening ever since I moved to Philly, but I'm using the same computer so that shouldn't make a difference...

[AstronautClock]

you should move to bel-air