CHAINMAIL QUEST

[Silly Putty Clock]

whip it good

[TwistClock]

Use Chainmail panties to attract the person outside

[F U Clock]

Say, 'Dear sire outside the door, I seem to be locked inside, could you spare me a moment of your time to unlock the door, so I may be on my merry way?"

[Blue]

Say, 'Dear sire outside the door, I seem to be locked inside, could you spare me a moment of your time to unlock the door, so I may be on my merry way?"

Silly, you can't DO something that doesn't require the use of the chainmail.

Construct a megaphone with the chainmail and THEN using it say 'Dear sire outside the door, I seem to be locked inside, could you spare me a moment of your time to unlock the door, so I may be on my merry way?'

[F U Clock]

Silly, you can't DO something that doesn't require the use of the chainmail.

Construct a megaphone with the chainmail and THEN using it say 'Dear sire outside the door, I seem to be locked inside, could you spare me a moment of your time to unlock the door, so I may be on my merry way?'

Oh. I musta' only scanned the first thread.

Uh... Yes, say what I did through the chainmail so it gives you kinda' a scary sounding voice so he opens the door because he's scared of you.

EDIT: I still don't see that as part of the rules. But I'll run with it.

[PowerGloveClock]

make chainmail stilts and climb up to the whole

[Thor]

After using your chainmail undies to catch the attention of the man behind the door you use your chainmail megaphone (crafted from your chainmail sword) to ask him for assistance. From behind the door you hear the reply:
"What? Who's there? What are you... okay. What?"
The door then opens wide.

[PepperClock]

using the chainmail megaphone, inquire as to who you are, what you're doing there, who he is, and what you should do next.

[ActionClock]

smother the mans face with your chainmail til he is dead

[Heliopios]

Use chainmail as condom and have sex with burly dwarf man