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CHAINMAIL QUEST

Farted by Thor, September 18, 2009, 04:46:59 PM

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Thor

Chainmail Quest is your standard forum adventure thread. Our hero can not do the impossible or create items he does not have. He is bold and daring, but he is still just a man (at this point). At the moment all of his worldly goods amount to a chainmail shirt, chainmail pants, chainmail hat, chainmail underwear, and a chainmail sword. He has no memories and has just woken up in a cell. A light hits his face from above.


What doth ye do?
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DWARFINATORclock

wear chainmail pants like a cape

Thor

Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Heliopios

use chainmail sword as a chainmail rope annd tie it around the bars in the door window
:]

Thor


It is surprisingly difficult to tie chainmail.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Thor


Your chainmail wings function about as well as can be expected. The source of the light is well out of reach.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Heliopios

Look at the wall opposite to the door
:]

Craisin


Silly Putty Clock

put chainmail shoe on head
8=======D~~~~>_<~~~~C=======8

Loki Clock


Craisin

run into door at full speed

Loki Clock


Thor


You try harder to fly with your chainmail wings, but to no effect. In your efforts your gaze falls on the other side of the room where you see naught but a small barred window. You consider putting your chainmail shoes on your head but then remember that you don't have any. You decide to take an inventory of your items so as not to make the same mistake again.



After checking your stockpile you decide it's time for action. Running at full speed you bash into the door, then slid down it. You decide the door is pretty solid. After much tugging and pushing you also decide that it's locked.


To spite the failure to open the door the loud bang seems to have attracted some attention. You hear a gruff voice make a "hurmph?" sound from beyond the door.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

DWARFINATORclock

make chainmail gloves out of the chainmail shirt and beat down the door

PowerGloveClock

use the chainmail sword on the wood on the door
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Thor


As you begin beating the door with your newly constructed chainmail fists you  hear the gruff voice again. "Wussat? Whossere? What? Humph. Uh. Hello? Wussat? Uh. Humph." The voice then lowers into a murmur until you can no longer hear it.  During this time your fists have begun to make dent in the wood door.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

TwistClock

use the chainmail undies to get the person outsides attention
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YOU\'RE PYRITE WITH A .001% GAYTONIUM IMPURITY


THE MOST GAYDIOACTIVE ELEMENT KNOWN TO GAY
 

AmberArachnidClock

pick the lock with the chain mail

Thor


You start smacking the wall with your chainmail sword but quickly realize it is much less effective than your fists. In fact, it does nothing. It looks like it might work as a sort of whip against living targets.
Quote from: MafiaMettaurWhat the hell is with that shit you posted? You know what, I'm joining the Locks, just to stop stuff like you!
Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

PowerGloveClock

whip yourself with the chainmail sword
Quote from: FLOUNDERINYOBUTT;1837615I think Kodiak is the only person on  this entire website who dislikes Slurpee. I still dont understand how  thats possible. He\'s so loveable and funny. Every guy wants to be his  friend and every girl wants to date him. Understandably Slurpee is not a  very happy person.