Analogize A Band's/Band's Album's sound

[Topcatyo]

Basically, make analogies of the way a band or a band's album sounds.
Example:

Jim Noir sounds like kid's music if it were done by a 60's hippy band on acid.

[Kaijuclock]

Sabrepulse - Like you are going to a rave inside of a nintendo.

[Poltergeist]

Wild Beasts - Like you kept practising all those weird voices you made as a kid immitating monsters/grown ups, then made them sexy, then started a band, but never actually grew up.

Hold Steady - Like people who know you incredibly well are writing songs for the sole purpose of making you happy

I remember I originally said I thought Grizzly Bear sounded like a mix between fleet foxes and radioheads In Rainbows.

Sabrepulse - Like you are going to a rave inside of a nintendo.

Fucking googling that shit holy fuck

[PentagramClock]

Cryptopsy - Bert from Mary Poppins having an epileptic seizure while simultaneously trying to expel a five pound, barded-wire hairball from his throat.

[Topcatyo]

The Asteroids Galaxy Tour - Like a french disco band from the seventies spent the previous thirty years in a funk music time machine and then came back out in 2008 and started making music again.

[Loki Clock]

Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band: Like a crooning cantankersore beast preaching at the intersection of the ocean and the desert.

[Simple]

Animal Collective - like a gigantic pile of every different species in the Animal Kingdom, all performing their respective mating calls simultaneously.

Less Than Jake - like some well known kid in college is putting on a show where all he does is grade school math IRONICALLY

[Silly Putty Clock]

BEARFORCE1-The suppressed sexual urges of over twenty-thousand years exploding in a glorious starburst of pure love, incarnate in the bodies of four muscular hirsute men.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAJv5VHr5yQ

[F U Clock]

Animal Collective - like a gigantic pile of every different species in the Animal Kingdom, all performing their respective mating calls simultaneously.

That sounds like an analysis someone would make based on their name and nothing else.

[TapedeckClock]

HEALTH - going on a roller coaster while on LSD then having multiple orgasms and then dying.

[SilverCherryClock]

That sounds like an analysis someone would make based on their name and nothing else.

its kind of accurate on some of their albums really

[Beast]

Tom Waits - Gargling lava

[Fireman]

The Middle East - If the prettiest person you ever met had to tell you the saddest things and then you hugged.

HEALTH - going on a roller coaster while on LSD then having multiple orgasms and then dying.

Although HEALTH is crazy good like that, that does not sound right to me.
I can't find the words myself.

[peyoteclock]

el-p: a rap battle between marxist literature and a technical manual on valentines day.