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Universal is remaking Scarface

Farted by DWARFINATORclock, September 22, 2011, 06:35:52 PM

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Slurpee

I guess it was inevitable.
tough call on whether it'll be any good. universal is pretty good about their remakes, though.

also
Quotehis signature line ââ,¬Å"Say hello to my little friendââ,¬Â remains the biggest-selling cell phone voice ringtone
come on. this record is never going to be broken, because we're never going to be stupid enough to pay for ringtones again.

GearBoxClock

I bet'll be a re-imagining. Maybe Scarface will be an Italian mobster during the 20s? That would be an interesting take on the character, with booze replacing cocaine and period politics instead of 80s politics.

Slurpee

Quote from: GearBoxClock;1857570I bet'll be a re-imagining. Maybe Scarface will be an Italian mobster during the 20s? That would be an interesting take on the character, with booze replacing cocaine and period politics instead of 80s politics.

... you're aware the 80's movie was a remake, right?

GearBoxClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1857583... you're aware the 80's movie was a remake, right?

I was trying to be sarcastic and/or ironic.
I thought the original was just based around Al Capon's life though.

Slurpee

oh hahahaha
I was like what in blazes

DWARFINATORclock

new scarface will be about a present day houswife in the suburbs forming a criminal cookie baking empire

RobClock

Quote from: DWARFINATORclock;1857616new scarface will be about a present day houswife in the suburbs forming a criminal cookie baking empire

The scar on the housewifes face would have the same origin story as Tonys, of course.

Kodiakclock

the main charector will be a butt, and he will be supplying massive amounts of butt option, and the butt politics of the period will show the biased of the pube leaders. with a mountain of butts on his table he will prepare for his last stand with his custom gripped butt cannon taking down waves of enemies until he is shot in the butt by a PubeCIA agent.
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KodiakClock - Super Butt

buttplug

Quote from: Kodiakclock;1857630the main charector will be a butt, and he will be supplying massive amounts of butt option, and the butt politics of the period will show the biased of the pube leaders. with a mountain of butts on his table he will prepare for his last stand with his custom gripped butt cannon taking down waves of enemies until he is shot in the butt by a PubeCIA agent.


not on my watch

DWARFINATORclock

Quote from: RobClock;1857620The scar on the housewifes face would have the same origin story as Tonys, of course.

she got it from eating pineapple

Topcatyo

According to a Twitter post I read (totally legit information then) Universal is saying it's neither a Remake or a Sequel, so my guess is it's a spinoff sitcom.

MentosClock

Quote from: Topcatyo;1857745According to a Twitter post I read (totally legit information then) Universal is saying it's neither a Remake or a Sequel, so my guess is it's a spinoff sitcom.
Advertisers have avoided using the word 'remake' when describing remakes, because the word has a bad reputation due to all the awful remakes coming out lately. So, it probably is a remake, but they  think that they can trick people into liking the movie by calling it something else (like 're-imagining'). Of course, what they don't realize is that a turd by any other name would smell just as rank.

BluezombieClock

Wow that's pretty damn cool... I'll keep myself up to date with this!
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