Mission: Get me drunk. Interactive drinking

[ProqagandaClock]

(So I just did a 5 hour long exam after the hardest exam period in my life, I'm spent and all I wan't to do now is get shitfaced.)

I need your help ClockCrew. I am at a limited supply of liquors and alcohol and I need tips on what to do with it, I'm aiming to play videogames and drink for atleast 12 hours so I need to make it work... but only the combined might, brains and overall gayness (in the happy meaning of the word) of the ClockCrew can aid me in accomplishing this task.

This is what I have to work with:

Yes that flasks name is "Mount Gay Rum". I've got enough beer to fill the boot 1.25 times. That wine is some cheap sparkling.

So how should I do this thing? Any dares or the likes are welcomed since that just makes it more fun.
And yes TriangleClock and GreyClock I am surely going to get drunk, get my ass beaten and then make plagiarized art from the photos I take of myself after, you bet your sweet touches I will.

[ProqagandaClock]

Btw whoever changed my name and picture is a genius. <3

EDIT: Though I have to admit it's kinda disturbing you guys keep track of it

[VCRClock]

watch dis

take a drink every time you hear "turn around"

[GreyClock]

Cool, a namedrop. I can't remember what I did that earned me this honor, but still. Anyway, my suggestion:

1. Drink Mount Gay Rum.
2. Eat hyacinths.
3. Pass out.

[ProqagandaClock]

Cool, a namedrop. I can't remember what I did that earned me this honor, but still. Anyway, my suggestion:

1. Drink Mount Gay Rum.
2. Eat hyacinths.
3. Pass out.

Because I love you silly.

Also those fucking hyacinths have been plotting my demise for ages, I've secretly partly lusted them sexually, partly hoped to devour them... perhaps tonight is the night.

[ProqagandaClock]

By the way I fixed my avatar so it wouldn't be so grotesque. I think it's better this way.

watch dis

take a drink every time you hear "turn around"

So I counted during the song, 20 clunks, I'm up in 13 of this disgusting wine, one sec and I'll get pics of my status

[GreyClock]

When you're done with the wine switch to the beer.

[ProqagandaClock]

Ok, so I tried drinking 20 clunks of that whine but its like sandpaper on the tounge
So I filled up Das Boot with some beer to sate my thirst, holy shit the amount of hop smell when you try to drink from it is like a horses diarrhea to the face.

Being the stupid man that I am I did 9 relatively heavy clunks (not manly superclunks and not girly clunks that piss you off during drinkinggames.) of the beer.

Now what?

You can go North, West, South, or East.


Oh and I forgot to mention the bag in a box. Yeah we're going in for a long night.

[ProqagandaClock]

It seems that god hates me and the ClockCrew.

As punishment for this failure I'm drinking another 5 clunks of that disgusting wine.
Brb hopefully

[VuBawlsClock]

Maybe if you used Midskoo...

[ProqagandaClock]

Crises adverted ! I'm still alive and I haven't slept for 20 hours and to celebrate I drink another 5 clunks of the shitty wine.

I really should get something to eat.

Maybe if you used Midskoo...

What?

[l1fty]

is there any way i can interact you to go to the store and buy a bottle of vodka to really get things going?

[ProqagandaClock]

is there any way i can interact you to go to the store and buy a bottle of vodka to really get things going?

See funny thing is I'd vouch for this because even though I love rum, rum is fucking bad to shot since you (or atleast I) get a wicked headache and horrid hangover.

But sadly Sweden, where I live, is a communist terrorstate where we the people are not allowed to buy alcohol on sundays. And no I am not lying.
I could go to a bar but that'd be fucking expensive.

BUT! One sec.

EDIT: Ok here, so I found even more shit to drink. This is what we in Skyrim, or Sweden as you Redgaurd fucks call it, call "snaps". Or in common language, "shitty sprites to get shitfaced with because we had nothing other to make alcohol from than paled potatoskin".

It's from 28-42% in alcohol. Choose one and I'll swallow that like it was the tree of

[l1fty]

oh yeah i forgot it was sunday disregard previous post

piratens besk looks pretty good id go with that

[ProqagandaClock]

oh yeah i forgot it was sunday disregard previous post

piratens besk looks pretty good id go with that

You, you fucking horrid shell of a man... You monster...

Do you have any idea of how abhorrently disgusting Piratens Beska (it means Pirates Bitter) is?
It's like, God shitting ember tears of pain upon your tongue... as your very being is engulfed and absorbed by the bitterest abomination to be beheld by mankind.

[ProqagandaClock]

i'M STILL SALEVATING BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT



I just don't get it, because some of them are ok, some are bad, some are even nice. But this one is like they went out of their way to make the most disgusting sprite of all time.

[l1fty]

i think the thread is broken this is my third post and i still don't feel even tipsy

[ProqagandaClock]

i think the thread is broken this is my third post and i still don't feel even tipsy

Plaese just give me another reason to drink some alcohol so I can puke already, this shit is destroying me from the inside, I feel like I swallowed one of those Nazgul daggers that stabbed frodo whole and it's raping my stomach

[GreyClock]

Drink the second Piratens Besk.

[EnglishClock]

Plaese just give me another reason to drink some alcohol so I can puke already, this shit is destroying me from the inside, I feel like I swallowed one of those Nazgul daggers that stabbed frodo whole and it's raping my stomach

Poison does that to ya