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SockpuppetClock · February 12, 2012, 07:24:58 PM

Quote from: nggangsterpimpOh god. Screw getting a period, I'll go on Birth Control and be a dirty little bitch. (; lmfao hell, I'm sorry to say that if I was a girl, I'd definitely be known as a horny whore haha.

Quote from: SolidToadTake dicks in all my holes at the same time. Then I'd get my vagina casted into a fleshlight so I could screw myself the next day.

Quote from: poinli was on the bus...

and we hit this really huge bump,( I think it was the railroad tracks).
there was this really heavy girl in front of me, so she didn't go very high, but her boobs did and came back down and slapped her chest, she yelped so loud everyone turned to look at her. as for me, my balls went to the side and i landed on them. Oh the fucking PAIN!

Quote from: toxgf says im a good kisser... so i guess free bjs for everyone

Quote from: rifledark1I'm in some random location from a few days ago.
I realize I'm in a dream.
I actively attempt to rape these girls, because that's naturally what any person would do if they could live out their fantasies.
I fail every time, sometimes because I wake up the moment the dream realizes I'm conscious of the reality of the situation, or the location or scene shifts into another one, thus I lose my opportunity to get a wet dream. Although I usually get boob or at least get to dry hump them. :3
I'm 16 and I still haven't had a single wet dream despite the fact I've had many dreams where I'm having some sort of sexual contact with someone else. >:O
Perhaps it's because I keep waking up before the climax..
It's like my dreams are a sentient being whose sole purpose in life is to prevent me from achieving orgasm whilst asleep.
MUST. RAPE. FASTER.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 12, 2012, 07:28:26 PM

QuoteMUST. RAPE. FASTER.

Fuckin noobs dont know how to rape.

SockpuppetClock · February 12, 2012, 07:38:54 PM

SockpuppetClock · February 12, 2012, 07:43:58 PM

hohohoholy crap i just found out there's a Politics board what the fuck i'm dying

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 12, 2012, 08:03:44 PM

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1895015hohohoholy crap i just found out there's a Politics board what the fuck i'm dying

haha holy shit we need to troll the hell out of that board.

patriotclock · February 12, 2012, 08:41:08 PM

Quote from: SockpuppetClock;1895013

im sure theyve heard about it

I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I · February 12, 2012, 09:00:21 PM

Quote from: PatriotClock;1895023im sure theyve heard about it

But DID they?!

RobClock · February 12, 2012, 09:02:01 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1293544

YoYoClock · February 12, 2012, 09:03:56 PM

Quote from: RobClock;1895026http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1293544

That's just ridiculous. has to be a troll.

BoomStick Clock · February 12, 2012, 09:09:24 PM

oh god, this is just...I...WOW! HAHAHAHAHOLKASLHJSKJHDKJFLKJHHAKJH

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 12, 2012, 09:21:58 PM

Is there some equivalent of poe's law replacing religious fundamentalism with terrible forums?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 12, 2012, 09:32:26 PM

well I posted in the politics forum

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1286942/3#bbspost23737174_post_text

wonder how fast I'll get banned

DickTree · February 13, 2012, 03:11:28 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1293496

yes

buttplug · February 13, 2012, 04:04:36 PM

Ron Paul doesn't want to stop spending on the military he wants to build more domestic military bases and annex the Panama canal.

EnglishClock · February 13, 2012, 05:10:27 PM

Quote from: clammo;1895022http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1293533

i was on ngbbs for 3 seconds and i found this.

thanks to that, i just found out ng actually has a hentai section on the art portal

....how should we troll this

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 13, 2012, 05:29:14 PM

Quote from: EnglishClock;1895135thanks to that, i just found out ng actually has a hentai section on the art portal

....how should we troll this

you need to be scouted to have your submissions viewable in the art portal so it might be difficult to set up.

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 13, 2012, 05:34:48 PM

A mod has to approve the scouting even if a million people scout them. Then again they're not picky.

YoYoClock · February 13, 2012, 05:36:33 PM

Theoretically we as a group should be able to pull the good ol' bait and switch.

We can just ask zombie lincoln to spend 10 minutes doing a couple of his crazily fantastic doodles. Then scout ourselves up with that legit content, then blahblahblah you get the idea

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · February 13, 2012, 05:39:33 PM

You mean submitting his work under our accounts? I think that could get us banned.

YoYoClock · February 13, 2012, 05:42:43 PM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1895148You mean submitting his work under our accounts? I think that could get us banned.

For some reason I assumed we could just do it under a group account, but then I realised the only way we troll is just spamming a lot of shit quickly on different accounts

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