Clock Crew Official Mayor Nominations Thread

[TelephoneClock]

Please vote for me.

because I said "please." Don't you want a polite mayor?

I'm TelephoneClock and I approve this propaganda.

[Topcatyo]

I do wanna say I have a special prize to chip in for our first ever mayor.

First Official Mayor of the Clock Crew will be allowed the super special privilege of shining my shoes!
That's right!  If you win the honor of being elected mayor, you'll be given the rare honor of shining my shoes.  Better shine'em good, too, or I'll kick you in the fucking stomach.

[BilliardBall10]

cam i run for mayor?
tho, the only true mayor for the clock cru, is
HAMBURGER CLOEAK!!111oenoine

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Peanutbutterclock offers you his protection.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Vote for peanutbutterclock i'll make all your wildest dreams come true

[CranberryClock]

Vote 4 Cran, or I will fuck your face.

[PolyhedronClock]

yoyo has a pretty strong platform hell bent on smearing others, but peanutbutter has a much stronger ego.

hell this is tearing me apart.

[CranberryClock]

Vote 5 Cran..

Do it bitch.

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[Shamrock Clock]

We need a mayoral candidate's debate on Clock Crew Radio.

[patriotclock]

We need a mayoral candidate's debate on Clock Crew Radio.

That's just what we need 5 kids with aspergers stumbling over their own words on the radio. I'm not being sarcastic fyi

[CabbageClock]

Whats wrong with asparagus?



Oh.

[Pube Carville]

I nominate turducken. That way when it comes to accept mayorhood we can all eat it instead of letting it tell us what to do. I used to do that with republicans, except I'd eat their children instead of them. And by their children I mean their maid's kids. Oh Consuela, your ass could never turn down my modest proposals.

[patriotclock]

added list of candidates to op

[pop-tart]

Vote 4 Cran, or I will fuck your face.

I think a more effective campaign promise would be 'vote 4 Cran, face fucks for all.' Who doesn't like a good face fuck?

[Biggskoo]

jeff fput me on ballot

[Biggskoo]

i want be mayor

[CranberryClock]

As you can see, Shamrock Clock clearly has underlying intentions, and if you look closely at all of the things he has said, you can see this:



That's rIght, he says he LOVEs DICKs IN his anus. What a freak. DO you really want a sadistic pervert for your MaYor? Vote Mighty Boosh Clock to lead this FAir City to grEatness.

Who wins now?

[patriotclock]

jeff fput me on ballot

DONE

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

Cranberrys to big of a pussy to be mayor if any koreans or iran try to nuke us ill fight em back with my bare hands and kill em all.

[PEANUTBUTTERCLOCK]

I have the peoples best interests at heart

Vote for me or you cant come to the cocaine clubhouse boys club for men. I have hooker girls in there