sitting down vs standing up

[Sinister Clock]

First I do sitting down and then I do standing up. That way I get maximum cleaning potential.

Isison taught me this hidden technique long ago

I do this too, after particularly messy shits.

[PhantomCatClock]

This is a poll somewhat about butts and there was no butt option

[Craisin]

Sometimes I actually wipe too much, and you get a little blood.

Also; at work, we have one ply don't even get me started about poking a whole through the TP then fingering your own B-Hole.

[RobClock]

Sometimes I actually wipe too much, and you get a little blood.

Also; at work, we have one ply don't even get me started about poking a whole through the TP then fingering your own B-Hole.

ever gone to the second knuckle?

[miracle fruit]

baby wipes are often available in my household and once youve tried that, theres really no going back.

[PhantomCatClock]

Tabasco enemas are often available in my household and once youve tried that, theres really no going back.

[Slurpee]

just hop your poopy butt up onto the bathroom sink and run some water. diddle your b-hole with your fingers+repeat until they can pass a smell check. toilet jam solved

[MSPaintClock]

sitting with own cock in mouth as close as possible

[CandleJack]

when i was like 8 i used to captain morgan on the toilet seat and wipe obviously not standing up or smiling but it got the job done.

[buttplug]

sitting with own cock in mouth as close as possible

well done fellla

[CandleJack]

sitting with own cock in mouth as close as possible

dare i ask how that even works...

[miracle fruit]

hes got a bigger dick than you thats how it works

[CandleJack]

hes got a bigger dick than you thats how it works

or his spine is made out of rubber.

[Slurpee]

abnormally flexible intervertebral fibrocartilage

[AlbinoClock]

I used to be able to do that when I was younger and more flexible. It was pretty difficult and impractical, though.