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"Canadian Cannibal Porn Star on the Loose"

Farted by AnimeClock, June 02, 2012, 03:14:47 PM

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AstronautClock

Quote from: Thor;1908913An egotistical, self centered sociopath obsessed with his own appearance turned serial killer... that was the plot of American Psycho. Just replace "can't get into a fancy restaurant" with "doesn't get accepted in gay reality TV show" as the trigger for homicide and it's the same thing

the only thing that connects it to american psycho is the catchy music played while he is busy doing his thing during the video.

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MonsterMunch

He ain't got shit on Ruby Fuckin' Eugene.


AnimeClock

Quote from: MonsterMunch;1908925Update, they just caught his ass in Berlin of all places.

http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/TopStories/20120604/luka-rocco-magnotta-arrest-reports-120604/

haha.

Quote"Luka Rocco Magnotta was arrested at an Internet cafe in the German capital shortly before 2 p.m. local time on Monday, Reports say Magnotta was reading news about himself and the case online."

Also you gotta love Canada for what they're charging him on:

QuoteMagnotta faces five charges in Canada including first-degree murder, causing an indignity to a body and using the mail system to deliver "obscene, indecent, immoral or scurrilous" material.

noseclock

wtf digilemon was in the right and u put a nigga down, wtf wtf

OvenmittClock

"using the mail system to deliver "obscene, indecent, immoral or scurrilous" material"
I hope he fries.
AIDS

F U Clock

How fucking dumb was this kid? You're internationally wanted and you spend time in popular bars and cafes and look up shit about yourself in plain view of everyone?

DigitalLemonClock

BAN EVERYBODY

Kodiakclock

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miracle fruit

he mailed the other hand and foot to two vancouver schools

http://www.canada.com/Magnotta+have+sent+body+parts+Vancouver+schools+publicity+police/6746593/story.html

the head is still missing. canada post workers are terrified

buttplug

fuck humans, seriously

we fucking suck

any redeeming qualities we think we have only benefit ourselves

F U Clock

Quote from: Buttplug;1909182fuck humans, seriously

we fucking suck

any redeeming qualities we think we have only benefit ourselves

Sometimes people sacrifice their life to save strangers.

That's pretty cool.

SnakeClock

In one fell swoop, he has made Canada, gay porn stars, the RCMP, and the city of Montreal look really, really awful. Bang-up job, dickface.

Granted, I'd love to send a horrible package to the Conservatives as well, but probably not something that would putrefy, and was removed from a partially devoured human being. I don't want them to look like the sane ones here. :p

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1909179the head is still missing. canada post workers are terrified

hahahaha

SnakeClock

Quote from: MiracleFruitClock;1909179he mailed the other hand and foot to two vancouver schools

http://www.canada.com/Magnotta+have+sent+body+parts+Vancouver+schools+publicity+police/6746593/story.html

the head is still missing. canada post workers are terrified

Wait, the foot arrived in Ottawa, in the centre of the country. Some other body parts arrived in Vancouver, out in the west. The pattern would follow that the head would end up out east... where I am.

Oh... shit. :concerned:

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK

Quote from: SnakeClock;1909225Wait, the foot arrived in Ottawa, in the centre of the country. Some other body parts arrived in Vancouver, out in the west. The pattern would follow that the head would end up out east... where I am.

Oh... shit. :concerned:

Quote from: SnakeClockOh boy mail! I hope my tablet arrived! Hey this smells kinda funny...