if you had to get a tattoo, like somebody's got a gun to your head, what would you get?

[d u m p y]

i'd get bob dobbs on my arm

[pop-tart]

I have 27 tattoos

[d u m p y]

I have 27 tattoos

well let's say you had to get a 28th. what would you get?

[VuBawlsClock]

he would get a massive tattoo of all the ones he has morphed together

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

religious lemonparty back mural, or have my bellybutton made to look like goatse.

[Losperman]

[VCRClock]

"bob" is dead

[pop-tart]

well let's say you had to get a 28th. what would you get?

Maybe something Salvador Dali inspired ?

[VuBawlsClock]

religious lemonparty back mural, or have my bellybutton made to look like goatse.

the op says you have to be forced flounderman, comeon.

[TelephoneClock]

I would get a triforce on my hand with blacklight/glow in the dark ink

[d u m p y]

Maybe something Salvador Dali inspired ?

ooh good idea nevermind i'd get this on my back

[YoYoClock]

I'd get a small dot the size of a freckle on my leg or something

[d u m p y]

I'd get a small dot the size of a freckle on my leg or something

ugh that's a terrible idea that's cheating you're ruining the thread you always do this you moron

[d u m p y]

god dammit guys i'm sorry guys he always does this

[YoYoClock]

maybe you should stop making shit threads you dumb motherfucker. You can't ruin a thread that's already ruined by your conception of it, and your presence in it.

[d u m p y]

you simply have no taste if you can't tell that this is one of the greatest threads ever conceived unlike the shit that you always shit out of your shitty vagina all of the time. mark-ass trick.

[buttplug]

This one is also cool even if you grow the hair back.

[YoYoClock]

you simply have no taste if you can't tell that this is one of the greatest threads ever conceived unlike the shit that you always shit out of your shitty vagina all of the time. mark-ass trick.

Look, I'm not the angry one here mate. There's no need for all of this swearing. Everybody here understands that you have self-esteem issues because your penis has been publicly described by doctors as both "astoundingly small" and "objectively disgusting".

[Deodorant]

yoyo, that penis comment was not only rude but uncalled for. Saying you'd get a dot is like wishing for more wishes when you're granted 3 wishes.

Also I'd seriously get strawberryclock. I draw him on all of my papers so why not my skin. Or orangebeef.

[VuBawlsClock]

i want his full name and SS number tattoo'd to my forhead