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Mitt Romney wants to ban your porn

Farted by FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK, July 25, 2012, 11:29:01 PM

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miracle fruit

Quote from: clammo;1913825....................................2007

"I want to make sure every new computer sold in this country, after I'm president, has installed on it a filter to block all pornography."


NintendrCkolc


SpongeClock SquarePants

Sooooo, what if a responsible adult wants to watch pornography?

AnkhClock

Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1913836Sooooo, what if a responsible adult wants to watch pornography?

not allowed in the book of mormon



Slurpee

is mitt romney that terrible boss that knows nothing about computers and uses the phrase "don't tell me it can't be done" when something can't be done?
where would you even begin designing an algorithm to do this and how would you comprehensively distribute it?

it's the logistical equivalent of saying "when I become president, every car sold in america will have a block on it that keeps it from driving on dirt roads"

F U Clock

Quote from: Slurpee;1913853is mitt romney that terrible boss that knows nothing about computers and uses the phrase "don't tell me it can't be done" when something can't be done?
where would you even begin designing an algorithm to do this and how would you comprehensively distribute it?

it's the logistical equivalent of saying "when I become president, every car sold in america will have a block on it that keeps it from driving on dirt roads"

Plus there's no way people would be able to override that filter.

Oh, and if he's so PRO-BUSINESS why does he want to shut down a $13 billion a year industry?

AlbinoClock

One more piece of junk to uninstall from a new machine? Whatever. I probably would have started out by formatting it anyway.

d u m p y


RobClock

Other candidates should exploit this shit;

"Mitt Romney wants a porn free America. We of party believe in an America where a lonely man or woman can go home to the comfort of his or her right hand, and that each and every person has the right to see two attractive people they will never meet nail each other, FOR FREE, online. God Bless you, and god bless America."


Fax Clock

Quote from: RobClock;1913887Other candidates should exploit this shit...


buttplug

Quote from: SpongeClock SquarePants;1913836Sooooo, what if a responsible adult wants to watch pornography?

then jesus cries
Quote from: clammo;1913886he said it twice in 2007 and then never again.

So he shouldn't be criticized about it?

buttplug

Quote from: clammo;1913886he said it twice in 2007 and then never again.

So he shouldn't be criticized about it?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK


SirClock

Mitt Romney was a horrible candidate, but that was the past.

miracle fruit

itt clammo wants to ban your porn

AnimeClock

I think the bigger romney scandal is this: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-besieged-mormon-colony-mitt-romneys-mexican-roots/2011/07/21/gIQAFGOXVI_story_3.html

-Mitt's father and grandfather were born in Mexico.
-Mitt's Great-Grandfather was part of a Mormon Colony which fled to Mexico to practice polygamy.
-Mitt's relatives live in Juarez, one of the bloodiest concentrated areas for drug cartel activity.
-The Romneys have a history of armed conflict with the local drug cartels.
-Reporters avoid Juarez, even the ViceTV guys are afraid to go there.

AstronautClock

Quote from: AnimeClock;1913985I think the bigger romney scandal is this: http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/in-besieged-mormon-colony-mitt-romneys-mexican-roots/2011/07/21/gIQAFGOXVI_story_3.html

-Mitt's father and grandfather were born in Mexico.
-Mitt's Great-Grandfather was part of a Mormon Colony which fled to Mexico to practice polygamy.
-Mitt's relatives live in Juarez, one of the bloodiest concentrated areas for drug cartel activity.
-The Romneys have a history of armed conflict with the local drug cartels.
-Reporters avoid Juarez, even the ViceTV guys are afraid to go there.

maybe that would be relevant if they were running for president

AnimeClock

Quote from: AstronautClock;1913988maybe that would be relevant if they were running for president

I think it's relevant just because of Romney's stance on immigration. His father is a shining example of someone immigrating to the States and achieving the American dream, and yet Romney will do anything he can to bury this factoid about his heritage.

AstronautClock

Quote from: AnimeClock;1913993I think it's relevant just because of Romney's stance on immigration. His father is a shining example of someone immigrating to the States and achieving the American dream, and yet Romney will do anything he can to bury this factoid about his heritage.

how come mexicans cant emigrate to the US anyway