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Would you become a lich if you had the choice?

Farted by Thor, September 19, 2012, 09:54:33 PM

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Thor

You become immortal, but all your flesh rots off and you're just a spooky scary skeleton. You no longer have to eat or drink or sleep, but you can sleep if you want to. Your body can be destroyed, but you'll respawn at the location of your phylactery 24 hours after, unless it's destroyed in which case you die forever.


Would you do it clock crew??? Also what would your phylactery be? It has to be big enough to have arcane writing on it so no "grain of sand i throw onto the beach" you queef lords


I would do it and my phylactery would be a Fabergé egg
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VuBawlsClock

sure, I would just wear a trench coat and hood or something to cover my grotesque. I would just be pissed if people farm experience off of me though
I would make it your hammer, that way you will always have to deal with me <3
Fuck Steven Universe

patriotclock


Thor

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1922988sure, I would just wear a trench coat and hood or something to cover my grotesque.

So life for you wouldn't change much

Quote from: PatriotClock;1922990no. i like my flesh

You're not the only one! :saywhat:
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

clockradioclock

the question is: would you want to continue living?

no flesh, no senses(?). if you no longer need to eat or drink or sleep, what, then, keeps you moving forward? you can probably no longer have a love life. you certainly couldn't have sex or feel sexual release. that's like 100% of the reasons for living gone. unless you're just curious. because you could probably force yourself to stay alive longer than you'd like just because you're curious and you really want to know to what humanity will lead. but even then, how long will that curiosity last? we get bored very quickly today. what if your curiosity was just a fad that lasted less than the time it would have taken to live your natural life? i bet you'd feel regret. you would no longer have the senses with which to feel, but the one thing you would feel is regret. why? why did i--?
[SIGPIC]dance with me[/SIGPIC]

Kombucha

I would probably do it because being a skeleton sounds cool.

Idk what my phylactery would be.

Thor

You could still live life for intellectual pursuits, like science or the occult. To be clear, you would still have sight and hearing even when your frail human ears and eyes are long gone, and enough sense of touch to move and interest with objects easily, but those are pretty much the only senses. There would also be the possibility of suicide still open, by destroying your phylactery.

I think I would be happy enough living to learn things and to see the world advance.
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To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.


VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

Thor

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you should ask a woman that
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Slurpee

probably not

I like that I'm cute and would like to roll with that indefinitely

Lump Clock

When you can live forever, there is so much power to be utilized and exploited because you have virtually infinite time to spend. Sure you might go through a stage of realizing your attention span for petty things has diminished, but that is just a change in personality. You would go through a regret phase too, as well as denial. Finally acceptance, and then the pursuit of unregulated ambition. You live forever, there is no one that can get in your way who you can't just wait into oblivion... unless there is another Lich, of course.

I would definitely become a lich if possible. My Phylactery would be an obsidian stone that I would carry on my person at all times.

VuBawlsClock

all this talk about becoming a lich makes me want to become a lich, like if I had the choice right now I would totally go for it
Fuck Steven Universe

Kombucha

Quote from: VuBawlsClock;1923016all this talk about becoming a lich makes me want to become a lich, like if I had the choice right now I would totally go for it
Trip report: just became a lich, pretty wild. My phylactery is a bong.

WrenchClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1923003probably not

I like that I'm cute and would like to roll with that indefinitely

My phylactery would be Slurpee's butt

RobClock


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I'd do it without a doubt. My phylactery would be... um... fuck this is hard. I'll come back after I think about it
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BoomStick Clock

Totally.
My phylactery would be my own flesh so it's arcanely forced to stay immutable forever, makes the job of blending in much easier.

Thor

Quote from: Lump Clock;1923014I would definitely become a lich if possible. My Phylactery would be an obsidian stone that I would carry on my person at all times.

Carrying your phylactery on your person is dumb. What if you get blown up or fall into a volcano? It will be destroyed at the same time, killing you permanently.

You should keep it hidden in an underground bunker or something.
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

Lump Clock

Quote from: Thor;1923026Carrying your phylactery on your person is dumb. What if you get blown up or fall into a volcano? It will be destroyed at the same time, killing you permanently.

You should keep it hidden in an underground bunker or something.

Hmm, yeah.