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There's a box of Twinkies in that grocery store. Not just any box of Twinkies, the last box.

Farted by Slurpee, November 16, 2012, 04:34:04 PM

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Slurpee

The last box of Twinkies that anyone will enjoy in the whole universe. Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go...
QuoteHostess Brands Inc. today announced that it is winding down operations and has filed a motion with the U.S. Bankruptcy Court seeking permission to close its business and sell its assets, including its iconic brands and facilities. Bakery operations have been suspended at all plants. Delivery of products will continue and Hostess Brands retail stores will remain open for several days in order to sell already-baked products.
empty.

VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe


VuBawlsClock

Fuck Steven Universe

RobClock



Now don't hang on
Nothin' last forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

patriotclock

Who cares about Hostess? I live in Philadelphia so I have these.




eat your heart out everybody else

Slurpee

Quote from: RobClock;1929728

Now don't hang on
Nothin' last forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
And all your money won't another minute buy

why does robin have a special mummy ray gun that doesn't work on mummies?

AnkhClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1929751why does robin have a special mummy ray gun that doesn't work on mummies?

Well, after all, you can't kill a mummy, retard.



EvilBeanClock

Quote from: PatriotClock;1929731Who cares about Hostess? I live in Philadelphia so I have these.




eat your heart out everybody else

PA all day errday

TequilaClock


RobClock

Quote from: Slurpee;1929751why does robin have a special mummy ray gun that doesn't work on mummies?

Robin hates British mothers.

patriotclock

Quote from: TequilaClock;1929756*cough*






i think this was meant to be a pm to ironclock

Quote from: EvilBeanClock;1929754PA all day errday

:lo5:

pop-tart

Quote from: EvilBeanClock;1929754PA all day errday

I ain't had a Tastykake since I lived in NY.

PolyhedronClock

i should dump a ton of money buying up the rest of them, putting them on ice, and sell them 20 years in the future and make a killing.

miracle fruit



F U Clock

I mean they're gonna sell their assets right? Doesn't that mean that they'll probably sell the name and possibly exact recipe for Twinkies and their other popular dessert-treats to a similar company? I bet Twinkies will still be around... Then again I am a fool.

Chalk Clock

Quote from: F U Clock;1929829I mean they're gonna sell their assets right? Doesn't that mean that they'll probably sell the name and possibly exact recipe for Twinkies and their other popular dessert-treats to a similar company? I bet Twinkies will still be around... Then again I am a fool.

No Kraft NO. You already got Cadbury. Isn't that enough?

buttplug

Quote from: Chalk Clock;1929897No Kraft NO. You already got Cadbury. Isn't that enough?

Cadbury eggs used to be so HUGE

Chalk Clock

Quote from: Buttplug;1929910Cadbury eggs used to be so HUGE

They still are huge. You're just bigger now. <.< >.>