telemarketing while clockin'

[OcarinaClock]

hey my name is ocarinaclock and i am call on behalf of the offices of clockcrew.cc

clockcrew.cc is the local expert on life insurance and final explanse plans.  They would like to contact you in the next couple of days just to share some free information about the new state approved life insurance and final expense plans that you may be eligible for.  Now would you say mornings, afternoons, or evenings would be the best time for the Clock Crew to contact you?

[SpongeClock SquarePants]

After I die

[PolyhedronClock]

I put this number on the Do-Not-Call list.

you monster.

you god damned soulless monster.

[AbbaZabaClock]

I am eligible? If so what are these so called amazing rates.

[buttplug]

Welcome to Clock Crew Help Desk may I have your login name please?

"I am not able to log into my email because I'm fucking dumb as shit"

May I have your login name please?

"2345963243..."

Your login name should be a combination of your first and last name.

"Fred Johnson"


This is the part where usually disintegrate my skull with a shotgun

[TropicanaClock]

When you evolving to butterfree homie?

[PolyhedronClock]

he's actually locked into a hardened duel with another metapod.

[OcarinaClock]

I am eligible? If so what are these so called amazing rates.

well sir, the clock crew can possibly get you rates for as low as a dollar a day.  we have quote amounts available in amounts of 5, 10, 15, and 20,000 dollar amounts.  how much coverage would you be interested in sir?

[AbbaZabaClock]

well sir, the clock crew can possibly get you rates for as low as a dollar a day.  we have quote amounts available in amounts of 5, 10, 15, and 20,000 dollar amounts.  how much coverage would you be interested in sir?

I think I may be interested in $20,000 of coverage.