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AnkhClock

#20
May 06, 2013, 04:23:49 AM
Kill her.

Bury the body deep.


RobClock

#21
May 06, 2013, 05:22:27 AM
Be gentle about it if you're really too shook up about making her emotional, but if she's really that clingy, you should get it over with quickly. Try not to be too hesitant if/when you ease into the dumping because then it'll just become this really awkward thing.


That's all i've got really. Good luck.

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AbsintheClock

#22
May 06, 2013, 11:49:38 AM
Put it in her ass, and then dump her as soon as she already starts crying. This way when she cries even harder you'll think it was because of how big your dick is.

AbbaZabaClock

#23
May 06, 2013, 11:51:06 AM
Quote from: AbsintheClock;1947422Put it in her ass, and then dump her as soon as she already starts crying. This way when she cries even harder you'll think it was because of how big your dick is.
We\'ll be back shortly.

DiscoBallClock

#24
May 06, 2013, 03:38:32 PM
Quote from: FloundermanClock;1947396Mr Boosh what you need to do is take her out for what she assumes is a nice date at the local coffee joint. Make sure it's on a busy day when there's a lot of people. After you make the order, take off your pants and climb on top of the table screaming at the top of your lungs in a primal display of dominance. Defecate directly into her coffee (still screaming) and jump from table to table until you're close to the door and promptly leave the building. Then text her "I'm sorry this just isn't working out I hope we can still be friends."  Also tell her she's a fatty.

Quote from: AbsintheClock;1947422Put it in her ass, and then dump her as soon as she already starts crying. This way when she cries even harder you'll think it was because of how big your dick is.

I am torn between these two options

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I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I

#25
May 06, 2013, 07:37:12 PM
I broke up with her... I feel bad now :(
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Slurpee

#26
May 06, 2013, 07:44:53 PM
AND I'M A BAAAAD BOYYYY
'CAUSE I DON'T EVEN MISS HER

patriotclock

#27
May 06, 2013, 07:49:17 PM
Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1947450I broke up with her... I feel bad now :(

id feel bad too if i was facing a lifetime of loneliness and regret. she sounded like the one to me lil guy

miracle fruit

#28
May 06, 2013, 08:09:26 PM
itt the saga of deweys love life comes to an end

AbsintheClock

#29
May 06, 2013, 08:28:39 PM
Did you put it in her ass?

VuBawlsClock

#30
May 07, 2013, 12:39:51 AM
y blob, y
Fuck Steven Universe

AnkhClock

#31
May 07, 2013, 01:01:14 AM
Quote from: MightyBooshClock;1947450I broke up with her... I feel bad now :(

Did you take any of our suggestions give us the details asshole


DiscoBallClock

#32
May 07, 2013, 09:13:41 AM
it was for the best probably. deal with it

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