Help me break up with my girlfriend

[I1I1I1I1I1I1I11111I1I1I1IIIIIII1I1I1I1I11I]

So, I've never really done this before, and I kind of need advice on how to do it. She's way to clingy/possessive/needy/controlling, she has literally none of the same interests as me, she has mood swings all the time, and she does way to many PDA's which make me pretty uncomfortable around my friends. Here's some problems I have with breaking up with her though:

1. She's super emotional and would cry a whole bunch and I would feel bad.
2. I sit beside her for half of my classes.
3. She expects me to go to a performance of hers, and I'm afraid if I break up with her, she'll be too upset to perform (again, over emotional).

Help please

[DiscoBallClock]

Tell her you need to talk to her, go somewhere, like a café or something. Tell her what's wrong in your relationship and how you feel about it, and if it goes on that you can't really live like this. Do an ultimatum. If she's willing to change (or if it's changeable at all), great, if not well then tell her that it's over.

Sure, she may suffer over it, but it's better than living a lie. She'll be illuded and you'll be unhappy, I don't think anyone wins. However, despite all that, if you love her (maybe even if you don't) you will suffer like a mad dog in due time, but that's another story. She may be in the dumps but here you gotta think about yourself. That, and the whole illusion thing.


dude asking for girl advice in the clock crew is a bold move, but whatever your call dog

[DiscoBallClock]

oh lol it's blob, are you even old enough for a girlfriend?

[AbbaZabaClock]

So, I've never really done this before, and I kind of need advice on how to do it. She's way to clingy/possessive/needy/controlling, she has literally none of the same interests as me, she has mood swings all the time, and she does way to many PDA's which make me pretty uncomfortable around my friends. Here's some problems I have with breaking up with her though:

1. She's super emotional and would cry a whole bunch and I would feel bad.
2. I sit beside her for half of my classes.
3. She expects me to go to a performance of hers, and I'm afraid if I break up with her, she'll be too upset to perform (again, over emotional).

Help please

Oh my, lmao.

If you're in highschool forget about it , plenty of pussy once you graduate. Don't worry about the bull shit especially about a person like that. Regardless if you feel bad you gotta be your own person. At the end of the day shes not you. And she'll be just fine while you feel like a dirty cunt for staying with her when you posted a thread about wanting to break up with her

So do it.

[patriotclock]

Dewey. Girlfriend. Lol

[Slurpee]

well, son, a funny thing about regret is that it's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.

and by the way, if you see your mom this weekend, will you be sure and tell herSATAN SATAN SATAN

[pop-tart]

Tell her your grounded for not finishing all your brussel sprouts and you can't go out.

[pop-tart]

You sound like you care about this person but you're just feeling smothered. That you might not necessarily want to break up with her so much as slow things down because you have your entire lives ahead of you..  

Yeah, tell her that.

If she still cries like loon, so what. You did your part.

[patriotclock]

If you're in highschool forget about it , plenty of pussy once you graduate.

this is dewey we're talking about. on the off chance any woman would want to associate with him in any manner for any period of time he should hold onto her like grim death

[NintendoClock]

oh lol it's blob, are you even old enough for a girlfriend?

I died.

[AbbaZabaClock]

this is dewey we're talking about. on the off chance any woman would want to associate with him in any manner for any period of time he should hold onto her like grim death

Lol well then, thats premium american advice from a patriot right there blob.

[buttplug]

Judging by your description of her it might not go well no matter what you do, so don't let it get you down if she flips

[VuBawlsClock]

I broke up with a girlfriend once because she moved to florida, NOW LOOK WHO'S 10 MINUETS FROM HER.

[AbbaZabaClock]

I broke up with a girlfriend once because she moved to florida, NOW LOOK WHO'S 10 MINUETS FROM HER.

WAY TO GO

[Slurpee]

10 MINUETS

kind of an odd way to measure distance

[AbbaZabaClock]

kind of an odd way to measure distance

Thats about 20 minutes dont cha know.

[pop-tart]

btw Tropz.. The voices are mad good..

e: lol wrong thread...

Umm Adrian.. bitch sounds crazy.. run.. err.. tennis.. somethin

[PolyhedronClock]

paging dr.flounderman

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

paging dr.flounderman

Mr Boosh what you need to do is take her out for what she assumes is a nice date at the local coffee joint. Make sure it's on a busy day when there's a lot of people. After you make the order, take off your pants and climb on top of the table screaming at the top of your lungs in a primal display of dominance. Defecate directly into her coffee (still screaming) and jump from table to table until you're close to the door and promptly leave the building. Then text her "I'm sorry this just isn't working out I hope we can still be friends."  Also tell her she's a fatty.

[WrenchClock]

what the hell is a girl