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New Xbox revealed, its fucking pathetic

Farted by Thor, May 21, 2013, 12:40:04 PM

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SilverClock

Here's a list someone compiled of all the reasons it sucks. I ain't happy.



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FamineClock

thread title is misspelled.

It's "It's", not "Its".



Also this console makes me sad as a gamer, always liked the Xbox consoles but they seem to go the Wii route of fucking their core consumers and whoring out for the bigger market.

I can't blame them, but I honestly think they're way to late to the party as well as being ridicelous with the whole 24h internet thing.

Slurpee

Quote from: FamineClock;1949263misspelled
Quote from: FamineClock;1949263to late
Quote from: FamineClock;1949263ridicelous

really

patriotclock

Quote from: Slurpee;1949266really

reely

AstronautClock

dont listen to these bullies famineclock you are a good

SilverClock

I hate kotaku, but this superdae crap has me intrigued.
http://kotaku.com/next-gen-hacker-superdae-threatens-to-leak-troves-of-ga-509968073

What exactly does he know that Microsoft doesn't want the public to know?
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Thor

Just FYI guys, there are rumors that PS4 is going to have similar or WORSE second hand game control.

Keeping it in perspective though, both the xbone and ps4 have more freedom to resell games than the current PC market...


EDIT: Apparently Microsoft has stated that they would willingly give any requested information to the federal government if requested. I hope you guys like getting spied on by the feds. If you decide to hit a bong while playing Gears of War you're going to the federal ass-rape dungeon.



Quote from: PatriotClock;1949095I just realized that in the last year I pretty much only used my Xbox for Netflix so now I'm even less disappointed with new Xbox than I previously was.

You're paying for both netflix and xbox live. If you used a ps3, PC or wii you wouldn't have to pay any additional fees to use Netflix.
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

VCRClock

Quote from: Thor;1949335xbone

tee hee
<Marlin Clock> This thread seems proof positive that divisiveness at any level is usually bad for the Clock Crew.
<PhantomCatClock> are we talking about the same clock crew

AstronautClock


NintendoClock

and just like that the Wii U is super appealing.

go figure.

patriotclock

Quote from: Thor;1949335Just FYI guys, there are rumors that PS4 is going to have similar or WORSE second hand game control.

Keeping it in perspective though, both the xbone and ps4 have more freedom to resell games than the current PC market...


EDIT: Apparently Microsoft has stated that they would willingly give any requested information to the federal government if requested. I hope you guys like getting spied on by the feds. If you decide to hit a bong while playing Gears of War you're going to the federal ass-rape dungeon.




 
You're paying for both netflix and xbox live. If you used a ps3, PC or wii you wouldn't have to pay any additional fees to use Netflix.

I have those things and use Netflix on two of them (not wii). Xbox live allows me to form parties and synch what I'm watching with other people to my knowledge I can't do that with pc and like no one has ps3 my friends list consists of like abs and juan

Slurpee


SilverClock

Quote from: Thor;1949335Just FYI guys, there are rumors that PS4 is going to have similar or WORSE second hand game control.

Keeping it in perspective though, both the xbone and ps4 have more freedom to resell games than the current PC market...

I've also read rumors that Sony is reconsidering their stance about used games after seeing the universal backlash that Microsoft is having from their decisions for the Xbox One. Remember Sony isn't exactly doing well at all, they can't afford to have another super slow start like the PS3 did. They would do anything to keep afloat right now.

Also you can still sell old and new boxed copies of PC games used. Just because Steam and other online game platforms sell only digitally doesn't mean that used PC games don't exist. The PC isn't strictly steam, it's an open platform and has much more freedom than the consoles. Ever more now that the Xbone wants to stick it in your pooper.
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Topcatyo

"The Xbone" is the best nickname ever and I'm happy they chose such a stupid name for their console just because now I can refer to something as Xbone.

Xbone.

Thor

It's funny how people are calling it the "xbone" now, the reveal spent like 20 minutes talking about the cowadoodies amazing dog technology, and the japanese onomatopoeia of a dog bark is "wan", so to japanese people it sounds like the console is the "xbox woof"

I'm glad to see Microsoft is finally reaching out to the often ignored Dog Gamer community
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SilverClock

I think they're all bark and no bite, though.
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Thor

Quote from: SilverClock;1949470I think they're all bark and no bite, though.

The console market is a really dog eat dog world. It's pretty ruff if you want to be the top dog.
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Quote from: polyhedronclockYou're a fucking clock, what else do you have?
To be fair, you don't have anything. Clocks are just machines that tick.

SilverClock

I guess the Xbone is lucky that dogs like to eat poop.
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SilverClock

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