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Farted by Heliopios, May 26, 2013, 12:45:37 PM

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Heliopios

Do you dabble in stocks/ETFs/options/bonds/etc?

[minipoll]ybmlzk[/minipoll]

I'm curious which clocks are financial market inclined since I'm in business now and I enjoy any talk of the topic.
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AbbaZabaClock

I have an IRA with investments in different things. My equities are pretty alright right now. Nothing too crazy though.
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patriotclock

You realize this is the clock crew right? Half of theme biggest problem they face weekly is if their favorite anime was fan subbed into English yet. I can't see a lot of these dweebs having stocks.

I don't yet, but my company will be issuing me 1000 shares over the next 3 years starting fairly soon hopefully

Sinister Clock

Did I hear Clocks in stockings?



Oh- shit sorry, never mind.

zl

Quote from: Sinister Clock;1949096Did I hear Clocks in stockings?

thread exceeding expectations

AbbaZabaClock

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1949107thread exceeding expectations
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BoomStick Clock

Quote from: pop-tart;1949117Came expectin this


:this:

AstronautClock

nah but I know how the trade market works

RomanClock

lemayo lol :soups:

PolyhedronClock

Quote from: Zombie Lincoln;1949107thread exceeding expectations

Heliopios

Quote from: PatriotClock;1949094You realize this is the clock crew right? Half of theme biggest problem they face weekly is if their favorite anime was fan subbed into English yet. I can't see a lot of these dweebs having stocks.

I don't yet, but my company will be issuing me 1000 shares over the next 3 years starting fairly soon hopefully

Stock options are the way to go in my opinion, mind if I ask what company you work for? I assume they don't trade on the open market.

@Roman In what way?

@Others I see the participation rate is ~35%, sounds about right actually.
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buttplug

expectations normalizing

Heliopios

Quote from: Buttplug;1949154expectations normalizing

say that when you HAVE NO RETIREMENT
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Slurpee

third-order simulacra
the end of days

patriotclock

Quote from: Heliopios;1949150Stock options are the way to go in my opinion, mind if I ask what company you work for? I assume they don't trade on the open market.

@Roman In what way?

@Others I see the participation rate is ~35%, sounds about right actually.

I think they got rid of the option and are just straight up giving them to us. And we're small but we're public. Stocks at like 1.70 I think

Heliopios

Quote from: PatriotClock;1949157I think they got rid of the option and are just straight up giving them to us. And we're small but we're public. Stocks at like 1.70 I think

Ohh neat, sweet deal though considering you can see the share price as opposed to waiting for an IPO to see what the *market* values your shares at.

Speaking of IPOs: I make most of my intra-day money trading IPOs on their open days. Not every IPO is overhyped junk like FB, fortunately. I watch the IPO wires like a fuckin hawk and consistently win on them. [With one exception, but hey, that's the market]

Also I'd like to say Mark Cuban is probably one of the smartest people ever:
QuoteActually, in early December, I went and took every penny of debt that I had ââ,¬â€œ with the Mavericks, and personal debt, and everything ââ,¬â€œ and converted it to a yen loan, when I think [the yen] was in the mid 80s [against the dollar]. So, I've been really happy with it.
http://www.businessinsider.com/mark-cuban-converts-debt-to-yen-loans-2013-4
Current rates:
1 US Dollar equals
102.35 Japanese Yen
So he paid off 20% of his debt by watching the yen inflate like it does. Motherfucker why cant I do that?
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Roman Collar Clock

Playing the Yen against the dollar?  That's a pretty smart move.
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Whenever RomanCollar goes to 7-11 he gets a dick-flavored slurpee.

Marlin Clock

I was able to save up several thousand dollars from the jobs I did last year, so I was hoping of putting it to work eventually. At the moment my friend was talking to me about Vanguard mutual funds, and I guess my parents use it too, but I'm still thinking it over.

Quote from: PatriotClock;1949094You realize this is the clock crew right? Half of theme biggest problem they face weekly is if their favorite anime was fan subbed into English yet. I can't see a lot of these dweebs having stocks.

I don't yet, but my company will be issuing me 1000 shares over the next 3 years starting fairly soon hopefully

So wait, does that make you a dweeb, or an otaku? Now I'm confused.

patriotclock

Quote from: Marlin Clock;1949174So wait, does that make you a dweeb, or an otaku? Now I'm confused.

im in the other half. the half that goes outside