my dad is poo

Sinister Clock · August 04, 2013, 12:13:45 PM

when my best friend died he called me a shit head in front of my friends and antagonized me every chance he got.

whoops, I mean butts.

Sinister Clock · August 04, 2013, 12:15:29 PM

One thing they don't tell you about grief, I mean, you can hear that the mafia just castrated your brother and murder your mother, but later you will wipe the tears from your eyes and probably use them as lube for a quick wank.

Sinister Clock · August 04, 2013, 12:16:54 PM

I think the worst part about all this is that I have a really good long term memory, so I'll remember this for a long while. My memory is just too fucking good, I even remember the last time I breastfed, though I suppose most people remember when they were fourteen.

Sinister Clock · August 04, 2013, 12:18:13 PM

Sometimes I worry I'm saying the wrong things, but then I take a deep breath and relax because I know that I'm definitely saying the wrong things.

patriotclock · August 04, 2013, 01:20:03 PM

If he's made of feces how did he impregnate your mother is what I'm wondering

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · August 04, 2013, 03:31:05 PM

He's obviously a poop golem. Sinister you should punch your asshole dad in the jaw and call him a sociopathic shit golem.

buttplug · August 04, 2013, 03:40:55 PM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1956526He's obviously a poop golem. Sinister you should punch your asshole dad in the jaw and call him a sociopathic shit golem.

Radiohead?

FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK · August 04, 2013, 03:42:36 PM

Quote from: Buttplug;1956527Radiohead?

wut

TropicanaClock · August 04, 2013, 03:54:33 PM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1956528wut

Being a self proclaimed expert with much certainty I have discerned his father to be actually, a "poop elemental"

buttplug · August 04, 2013, 04:03:46 PM

Quote from: FloundermanClock;1956528wut

heh nevermind

AstronautClock · August 04, 2013, 04:28:05 PM

Quote from: Buttplug;1956530heh nevermind

HEH HEHEHEhehehe HEH

Chalk Clock · August 04, 2013, 05:22:13 PM

anyone remember this movie?

sorry your dad sucks dude. My dad is awesome. Just sayin.

TropicanaClock · August 04, 2013, 05:42:31 PM

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anyone remember this movie?

sorry your dad sucks dude. My dad is awesome. Just sayin.

this is now a dad thread

buttplug · August 04, 2013, 05:55:08 PM

Quote from: Tropzilla;1956540this is now a dad thread

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PezClock · August 04, 2013, 06:25:45 PM

I love tim and eric awesome show, it's awesome

miracle fruit · August 06, 2013, 01:44:09 AM

pez is back!! sup pez

EnglishClock · August 06, 2013, 02:47:53 AM

Quote from: Buttplug;1956527Radiohead?

idgi!!!!

WobbuffetClock · August 17, 2013, 10:52:28 PM

I was expecting "Sad Dad Dancing"

AnkhClock · August 17, 2013, 11:06:02 PM

i like my dad

Marlin Clock · August 18, 2013, 09:56:11 AM

Dads are pretty cool I guess. Mine's kinda pushy but well-meaning.

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