Bill Murray Accidentally Stops Bank Robbery

[RobClock]

Tokyo, Japan ââ,¬â€ A bank robber was apprehended today in Tokyo after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray.

ââ,¬Å"The man robbed the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the street and stopped to talk with him. This is when authorities were able to arrest the suspect,ââ,¬Â Tokyo Police Chief Hideyoshi Mori told reporters.

Bill Murray who is in Tokyo promoting a new movie told reporters about the incident. ââ,¬Å"I saw this man in the street running towards me with a bag in his hand. Then he suddenly stopped when he saw me. He asked me if I was Bob Harris, the character I played in Lost in Translation. I told him, ââ,¬Ëœsure, why notââ,¬â,,¢. Then he started telling me how much he loved me and how great he thought I was. I was polite, I told him that was very nice of him to say. Then kind of out of nowhere, police showed up and tackled the man,ââ,¬Â Murray said. ââ,¬Å"Some people might call me a hero, but Iââ,¬â,,¢m no hero. The real heroes today are the men and women of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department.ââ,¬Â

http://nationalreport.net/bill-murray-stops-bank-robbery-tokyo-accidentally/

[pop-tart]

Would have been funny if the thief recognized him from Quick Change.

[BilliardBall10]

lol! murray is epic as always....

[VuBawlsClock]

a true saint

[EvilBeanClock]

i would get distracted from my getaway if it meant talking to bill murray

[Slurpee]

it's a satire. this is a fake news site. do your research, guys.

bank robbers don't run down the street with cartoon bags of money. though, people do certainly drop incredibly important things for a chance to talk to bill murray.

500 CCs on cracked.com including this on their weekly roundup of bullshit news stories.

[RenegadeClock]

bank robbers don't run down the street with cartoon bags of money.

So that's where I went wrong...

[pop-tart]

Y U CRUSH OUR DREAMS JEFF₂?!

[Slurpee]

we are living in an increasingly fictional world, foretold in metal gear solid 2 and the flash animation "epic 2014," where information is gradually becoming useless. I am sorry about your bill murray fantasy but we must take arms against the sea of misinformation.

[AnkhClock]

The thing is, since it was bill murray, i believed it

[PhantomCatClock]

Slurpee's right. I spent all day working hard in my delusions and daydreams that I confuse for reality. I don't want to come home and have more fake on the Internet. This is where I come to relax. Give me some nonfiction before I have to go back to having fever dreams about arguing with my family.

[NintendoClock]

who are you people

[EvilBeanClock]

i want to believe

[FLOUNDERMAN_CLOCK]

we are living in an increasingly fictional world, foretold in metal gear solid 2 and the flash animation "epic 2014," where information is gradually becoming useless. I am sorry about your bill murray fantasy but we must take arms against the sea of misinformation.

The world will never learn to use google or snopes. You fight a losing battle Slurpee.

[pop-tart]

Usually, I am quick to jump on ppl for posting something stupid like "Bohemian Kickboxer vs US Marine MUST WATCH"... when it's a damn scene from Never Back Down...

I didn't even read the source story this time...  

I just


wanted to believe, I guess...

[BilliardBall10]

it's a satire. this is a fake news site. do your research, guys.

500 CCs on cracked.com including this on their weekly roundup of bullshit news stories.

im sorry to say this slurpee... but despite the fact that cracked.com posts fake stories on the internet,
some of them, are TRUE STORIES.


case 1.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19021_5-amazing-things-invented-by-donald-duck-seriously.html

(yes, as a reader of disney's donald duck & uncle scrooge, i can tell for a fact, that yes, don rose created a story like inception, done on 2002, and i came to read it on my comic book on 2003. it is exactly like inception, only better.
sheer awesomeness, ducks, and scrooge kicking ass.
incredible comic)

also, carl barks, (my favorite cartoon artist, along with don rosa), inspired osamu tezuka.
...yeah.

case 2.
http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html
those guys DID exist. i found all of them in wikipedia, and i have several books about war heroes, so yeah.

case 3.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18642_the-6-greatest-things-accomplished-by-dead-bodies.html

well, i dont know if all of those stories are true, but one story IS:
-arrachion was indeed an olympian athlete in greece, and he was fighting in the pankration sport (like wrestling).
in greece, history tells us, that when he grabbed his opponent, he smacked him so hard on the ground, that he killed him, but the force and the position of his head, made him to break his neck, so in all truth, he was...
the ONLY olympic athlete who won a sport while being dead.

isn't that epic?

as for bill murray's tale, yes its a fake, but it would be cool if it was true:

I just wanted to believe, I guess...

[Slurpee]

im sorry to say this slurpee... but despite the fact that cracked.com posts fake stories on the internet,
some of them, are TRUE STORIES.

ok shut up not what i was talking about

cracked.com has an ongoing series of 17 articles (so far) that debunk bullshit news stories going viral
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-more-viral-news-stories-that-were-totally-b.s./

[pop-tart]

lol

[AnkhClock]

sometimes cracked has funny or interesting articles

[BilliardBall10]

ok shut up not what i was talking about

cracked.com has an ongoing series of 17 articles (so far) that debunk bullshit news stories going viral
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-more-viral-news-stories-that-were-totally-b.s./

relax mate, dont get mad over me

the point is, we both agree, cracked is an awesome site, and it has served justice well.

also: we should totally aim to get a page/a mention in this site, we will get uber famous if we get in on this site!
also, we should take part on pop-tarts idea for a cult-article thing in the cracked.com contest.